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^ Had to get the O’s in there, eh?
I’m appalled that you would question the veracity of my story.
TinCaps mascot looks like a rabid strawberry wearing a saucepan, incidentally.
^ Ditto, mostly because it was pointed out to me last night that David Lough (Os’ speedy LF/utility man, used most often as PR) could pass for Turner’s older brother.
I’m presuming that Rainbow Sandals are either some hipster thing I missed out on, or something which cannot be worn into a Chick-fil-A.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
And over the past couple months I’ve learned how to completely rid myself of all of those nagging aches and pains which remaining active while aging seems to have been causing. Sitting on the couch and (almost) never moving does wonders. Way better than Advil.
The bad news is that I’ve also ‘found’ the weight BJD seems to have misplaced. A few more months like this and I might just pack it in and see if I can get myself to the point where they’ll put me on TV when they have to remove a wall to get me out of the house.
Gotta get my 15 minutes somehow.
there ought to be an imaginary line among gentlemen that only gets crossed occasionally… regarding posting personal medical conditions about oneself…
What about those of other people?
Miracle Whip is for nanner sandwiches.
Not a fan of Miracle Whip, either.
But the above statement makes me giggle for completely different reasons having to do with my mother and her often told story of her childhood, about HER mother’s insistence on putting ‘nanner sandwiches in her school lunch everyday in spite of the lack of available refrigeration devices, or even air conditioning for that matter. Apparently, it makes for a less than appetizing result.
You wanna make a sweet ol’ gal curse like a sailor? Offer my mother a ‘nanner sandwich.
I wasn’t thrilled with the number, so I went thru a second time. Despite answering nearly every question incorrectly on purpose, I still was scored as being well north of 100. Which leads me to believe this is a racket (an opinion further cemented by the question at the end about do I want to improve my brain…I have a feeling credit card numbers would be soon to follow if I had said yes).
128 while trying. 118 while not trying.
Unlike BJD, I don’t hate mayo. I’m content merely to let mayo live in a different neighborhood, where I can visit a couple times a year but otherwise forget it exists. Kinda like most of my kin.
I hate to say it, Wuf, but I don’t remember what you just wrote.
I understand completely. Despite only having had 2 concussions in my life (that I know of), ethanol sometimes makes up the difference.
‘Dog, maybe it’s just my sick mind, but it seems there’s a certain double entendre innuendo type feel to that there photo.
The Cincinnati Reds have lost 8 of their last 10.
As a pinko commie bastard, I am offended by this.
Thank goodness that the late greats Vladimir Lenin and Mao Zedong (hehehe…zedong) aren’t alive to see it.If there was a god, I’d thank her that I’m not a Reds fan.
“I think it can happen,” Cutcliffe said, “but again its very difficult because all these things are set. It requires you looking at buying out of this game or buying out of that one. I think what all of us need to wait and see is where is this power five going. What;s going to really happen long term. To talk scheduling right now is kind of futile. There are a lot of things changing in college football.”
Cutcliffe is obviously scared to face the juggernaut we are building.
^ Yes, it seems we have often had the mismatch of being strong on one side of the ball and barely capable on the other.
Luckily, last year we were able to avoid such frustration.
Pass those blades this way when you find them.
To be an “elitist” in Alabama you have to graduate high school, avoid having kids until you’re 22, and shop at Target instead of Wal-Mart. Seriously, that’s an Alabama elitist.
Too funny.
After the first three times he did that…. I figured out what was causing it and put an end to it… played face up instead of turning my back to him… and passed a lot to my teammates… ’cause he couldn’t steal the ball from all of us at the same time.
Chuck Norris could.
Anyone ever play with an intramural team in the prison gymnasium?
Hoo boy!
I’ve never had that experience, but I assume if your socks begin to droop, you don’t bend over to pull them up.
Ha!!! That gave me a good chortle.
Our vet school intramural team made the finals one year. And to keep with the current theme, we did happen to be facing a team made up mostly of footballers (early 90s this would have been). Dudes were laughing at us pre-game, and I can understand why. I thought they were gonna mash us too.
But we had ’em with five to play. Unfortunately, some late miscues cost us. We fell by 3.
I was always kinda weirdly proud of that.
No prison league games so far, but there’s still time to cross that off my bucket list.
bill, your ribs remind of the time I got body checked into the curb which lined the outdoor courts behind Carmichael (you know, back when there wasn’t a building there). My left ankle has never been right since.
I’m sad to hear that the better players want to be inside these days. Here I was thinking I still had game, but now I find out that the players outside just suck now.
Typical.
95%
For some reason, this makes me sad. Without your disclaimer, I might have become suicidal.
And it’s a good thing I’m so open-minded. Otherwise I might think Martin de Pasquale to be a bit self-indulgent.
