It’s Only a Flat Tire, But There Be Tigers Lurking

Flat tires are a bitch. I don’t care how adept you are at mechanical handiwork, changing it, especially when you have a destination in sight, someplace ya really wanna get to, is a pure pain in the ass.

Worse, yet, is when ya pull out your tire iron, jack and spare, get it all laid out…

And the very first freakin’ lug nut you tackle, you discover it has been rounded off by some heavy with a pneumatic wrench from your last rotation.

At this point, you either quit and call AAA, or rely on experience. Hey, whaddaya know? You can make a shim from anything you have laying around your ride.

The adjustments work on the damaged lug, and so does the jack. The spare has air and tread, due to more than a modicum of diligence, and there ya go.

Back on the road you can pass that Mack truck ahead!

Or take the train. Yes. For this one, definately take the train. Get the heavy equipment out (’cause you’ll need it) Get that sucka right, and roll. Bring John Henry, too…Hell, bring John Henry the horse along, as well.

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  • #125936
    bill.onthebeach
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    PACK!!

    #NCSU-North Carolina's #1 FOOTBALL school!
    #125937
    Wolfanatic
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    A well-designed play for the TD..

    #125938
    TheAliasTroll
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    You fellas see that TD drive? Did you notice how there were no wildcat formations?! That’s the way to do it.

    #125939
    TheAliasTroll
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    Got away with a late hit.

    #125940
    Tau837
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    Huge stop!

    #125941
    Texpack
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    Huge stop

    #125942
    TheAliasTroll
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    Nice stop D!!!

    Time to send out the wildcat package. NOT!

    #125943
    bill.onthebeach
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    DEFENSE rises up for the occasion….

    Ball is our hands!

    Now!!

    POP!!!

    #NCSU-North Carolina's #1 FOOTBALL school!
    #125944
    Texpack
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    Ball game

    #125945
    freshmanin83
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    Owwww

    #125946
    Tau837
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    Well, we must hold them to a FG or less now

    #125947
    bill.onthebeach
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    F’ck Me…

    #NCSU-North Carolina's #1 FOOTBALL school!
    #125948
    bill.onthebeach
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    Guys… this is getting dim…

    BUT it’s been a helluva ride so far…

    POP!!!

    #NCSU-North Carolina's #1 FOOTBALL school!
    #125949
    freshmanin83
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    Hard to blame the d too much. O letting us down.

    #125950
    Wolfanatic
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    Where’s Lorenzo when you need him?

    #125951
    TheAliasTroll
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    why the run up the middle now? down 10 with 6 minutes to go.. so weird

    #125952
    Texpack
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    Very well executed OPI on the 4th and 5

    #125953
    TheAliasTroll
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    oh i see.. that’s why you run it up the middle lol who knew

    #125954
    freshmanin83
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    Keep them honest as long as you can.

    #125955
    Tau837
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    Hard to blame the d too much. O letting us down.

    The defense has given up 409 yards and 31 points, and Clemson also missed a FG. That includes giving up 218 rushing yards, where rushing defense is supposed to be a strength. The defense has allowed Clemson to convert 3rd and 4th downs above 50% today (9/17).

    Meanwhile, the offense has scored 28 points and gained 423 yards and counting against a top 10 defense in the country.

    Both units have had mixed results, but, all in all, IMO the defense has been more disappointing so far.

    #125956
    Tau837
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    Poor clock management late in this drive. Playcalling does not seem designed for the situation – it took 1:45 to run 5 plays after the Clemson timeout.

    #125957
    freshmanin83
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    I would say kick t but … whew

    #125958
    bill.onthebeach
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    WTF…

    We’re off the x=charts with 2 minutes to go….

    We ain’t quitting!!!

    POP!!!

    #NCSU-North Carolina's #1 FOOTBALL school!
    #125959
    Texpack
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    Idiot is spelled with two D’s

    #125960
    freshmanin83
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    Too bad when you have to gamble there

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