Our Lovely Dumpster Fire Rages Unabated – State/BC Game Thread

dumpster-fire_mediumRejoice! All the early games are utter shite, thus you “get” to pay full attention to the Pack travelling to face the Eagles. Lucky you. In preparation, I have just finished my breakfast of champions (f-ckton of coffee, followed by two sides of bacon from Biscuitville – not on the menu, but very affordable and beyond delicious).

Use the comments for our usual gallows humor, and/or side conversations to keep our minds off the collective ass pounding we will likely take.

About BJD95

1995 NC State graduate, sufferer of Les and MOC during my entire student tenure. An equal-opportunity objective critic and analyst of Wolfpack sports.

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357 Responses to Our Lovely Dumpster Fire Rages Unabated – State/BC Game Thread

  1. BJD95 11/16/2013 at 12:52 PM #

    We should make a self-help video for those who aspire to suck out loud.

  2. 1.21 Jigawatts 11/16/2013 at 12:53 PM #

    Is it really so difficult to find 5 guys to play OL who aren’t stupid and suck?

  3. BJD95 11/16/2013 at 12:54 PM #

    Silver lining, tis a road game so DD can’t complain about the halftime drinking exodus.

    I do recommend drinking/toking/needles for today’s “action” though.

  4. tjfoose1 11/16/2013 at 12:55 PM #

    Hey guys, lighten up. This is awesome. No pick-6 and we’re still not losing!

  5. BJD95 11/16/2013 at 12:56 PM #

    Ah, the dreaded up the middle play. They watched the Syracuse tape after all. Shit.

  6. Wufpacker 11/16/2013 at 12:56 PM #

    Give it time ‘foose. Give it time….

  7. BJD95 11/16/2013 at 12:57 PM #

    Cheryl Tunt approves.

  8. redcanine 11/16/2013 at 12:57 PM #

    Can you buy pepto-bismol by the case?

  9. tjfoose1 11/16/2013 at 12:58 PM #

    Jigs, that wasn’t on the OL.

  10. BJD95 11/16/2013 at 12:58 PM #

    Woohoo, dropped TD!!!!!

  11. 1.21 Jigawatts 11/16/2013 at 12:59 PM #

    You mean the 2 false starts by both tackles aren’t on the OL?

  12. BJD95 11/16/2013 at 12:59 PM #

    3-0. BC’s QB could have walked backwards and still made it to the 2. Good thing he had his TE wide-ass open and threw it.

  13. Wufpacker 11/16/2013 at 1:00 PM #

    Cheryl Tunt, my animation dream girl.

  14. Fastback68 11/16/2013 at 1:00 PM #

    Has anyone scored? My kid, learner s permit, hit a curb so hard the radio went out.

  15. tjfoose1 11/16/2013 at 1:00 PM #

    Ha. I’m not impressed. Only 3, and it took ’em over 9 minutes.

  16. BJD95 11/16/2013 at 1:00 PM #

    It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.

  17. Fastback68 11/16/2013 at 1:01 PM #

    Never mind. Thanks for update.

  18. redcanine 11/16/2013 at 1:01 PM #

    “I can’t concentrate. I keep seeing Mrs Davis’ big ol boobies shakin in my face.”

  19. BJD95 11/16/2013 at 1:02 PM #

    Somehow, this BC team came closer to beating FSU than anybody else.

  20. tjfoose1 11/16/2013 at 1:03 PM #

    “You mean the 2 false starts by both tackles arenโ€™t on the OL?”

    The tackles weren’t early. The QB’s cadence was slow.

  21. BJD95 11/16/2013 at 1:03 PM #

    Open up those wrists, ev’rybody!!!!

  22. BJD95 11/16/2013 at 1:05 PM #

    If I were Petey, I wouldn’t be in any hurry to get the snap either.

  23. 1.21 Jigawatts 11/16/2013 at 1:06 PM #

    I think I’ve figured out Hux’s defensive game plan…tire out the oppositions Offense by keeping them on the field and racking up yards. Then he lures them into a false confidence by spotting then huge leads.


  24. VaWolf82 11/16/2013 at 1:08 PM #

    Well not only does the game suck, BJD’s music isn’t any better. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Note that there was only one group in his posts that I had ever heard of.

  25. 1.21 Jigawatts 11/16/2013 at 1:08 PM #

    It’s a good thing Rettig sucks as bad as Thomas.

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