Our Lovely Dumpster Fire Rages Unabated – State/BC Game Thread

dumpster-fire_mediumRejoice! All the early games are utter shite, thus you “get” to pay full attention to the Pack travelling to face the Eagles. Lucky you. In preparation, I have just finished my breakfast of champions (f-ckton of coffee, followed by two sides of bacon from Biscuitville – not on the menu, but very affordable and beyond delicious).

Use the comments for our usual gallows humor, and/or side conversations to keep our minds off the collective ass pounding we will likely take.

About BJD95

1995 NC State graduate, sufferer of Les and MOC during my entire student tenure. An equal-opportunity objective critic and analyst of Wolfpack sports.

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357 Responses to Our Lovely Dumpster Fire Rages Unabated – State/BC Game Thread

  1. Wufpacker 11/16/2013 at 11:49 AM #

    ^ Haha, that’s awesome.

  2. Wufpacker 11/16/2013 at 11:50 AM #

    Perhaps this should be saved for later tonight, but to answer the many inquiries of where “Wee Baby Seamus” comes from, here ya go….

  3. PackFamily 11/16/2013 at 11:52 AM #

    I am at Lane Stadium watching the Hokies play MD. I am still sporting my State fleece coat though.

  4. eas 11/16/2013 at 12:00 PM #

    Dang it Wufpacker I guess I may have to watch it now. I would watch paint dry but I have been doing that for weeks now. I don’t have anymore paint to dry.

  5. Wufpacker 11/16/2013 at 12:10 PM #

    Well, it didn’t take long to dash my unfounded hopes that the Illini at home might play their ‘game of the year’ today.

  6. Pack84 11/16/2013 at 12:13 PM #

    Things likely more pleasant than watching our game today:

    1. Running my junk across a cheese grater 5 or 600 times.

    2. Using pliers to pull out all my finger and toenails.

    3. Chewing broken glass.

    4. Becoming Leroy’s prison bitch.

    5. Gouging my eyes out with rusty nails.

    6. Having sex with my ex-wife.

    No – wait a minute. I’d still rather watch the Pack than #6.

  7. Wufpacker 11/16/2013 at 12:19 PM #


    #1 holds much more appeal than #6 for me personally.

  8. Fastback68 11/16/2013 at 12:19 PM #

    This way we will always have each other’s back Seamus.

  9. TheCOWDOG 11/16/2013 at 12:21 PM #

    For converting on the fake fieldgoal today:

  10. tjfoose1 11/16/2013 at 12:23 PM #

    Whew. Good thing the ACA forces me to buy mental health coverage, along with maternity, pre-natal, and child dentistry. After all, with all this f**k talk, I might get pregnant. As a single guy, its nice to know Obama has my back and got rid of my garbage plan that didn’t include such things.

    The rest of you should jump on this now vs waiting the year before the law upgrades your employer plans. Its a Godsend.

  11. Wufpacker 11/16/2013 at 12:29 PM #

    ‘foose, on behalf of all the illegitimate children I plan on siring, I thank you.
    (relax people, it’s a joke)

  12. BJD95 11/16/2013 at 12:35 PM #

    Wes Durham. Jeebus.

  13. Wufpacker 11/16/2013 at 12:36 PM #

    Well look at Petey. Poise in the pocket and stuff.

  14. tjfoose1 11/16/2013 at 12:39 PM #

    Nice. Thanks for the Archer vid, Wuf. A kathleen sebelius how-to video.

  15. Wufpacker 11/16/2013 at 12:39 PM #

    Fricking Red Sox. Dammit.

  16. BJD95 11/16/2013 at 12:40 PM #

    Vandy blocks UK PAT, returns it for 2. That’s always so much fun to watch.

  17. BJD95 11/16/2013 at 12:44 PM #

    I am bored to tears already.

  18. BJD95 11/16/2013 at 12:46 PM #

    It’s not just Wolfpack football that’s an exercise in futility – it’s LIFE in general:

  19. Wufpacker 11/16/2013 at 12:48 PM #


  20. tjfoose1 11/16/2013 at 12:48 PM #

    Almost a full 4 minutes in and we’re not losing. Go Pack!

  21. Wufpacker 11/16/2013 at 12:50 PM #

    It’s about time they tried a little misdirection with Shirreffs. I presume the kid can’t throw for sh-t though.

  22. BJD95 11/16/2013 at 12:50 PM #

    Smooth Operator range? Time for a false start, then.

  23. BJD95 11/16/2013 at 12:50 PM #

    Followed by a completion for -7.

  24. BJD95 11/16/2013 at 12:51 PM #

    Followed by a sack. Naturally.

  25. Wufpacker 11/16/2013 at 12:51 PM #

    Have we had anything less than 3rd and 9 today?

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