Our Lovely Dumpster Fire Rages Unabated – State/BC Game Thread

dumpster-fire_mediumRejoice! All the early games are utter shite, thus you “get” to pay full attention to the Pack travelling to face the Eagles. Lucky you. In preparation, I have just finished my breakfast of champions (f-ckton of coffee, followed by two sides of bacon from Biscuitville – not on the menu, but very affordable and beyond delicious).

Use the comments for our usual gallows humor, and/or side conversations to keep our minds off the collective ass pounding we will likely take.

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1995 NC State graduate, sufferer of Les and MOC during my entire student tenure. An equal-opportunity objective critic and analyst of Wolfpack sports.

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357 Responses to Our Lovely Dumpster Fire Rages Unabated – State/BC Game Thread

  1. BJD95 11/16/2013 at 10:45 AM #

    I will start the random distraction with a song that reminds me of high school:

  2. eas 11/16/2013 at 10:47 AM #

    Distraction is a good thing today. It’s probably good the game is on ESPN 3 for my sanity.

  3. Wufpacker 11/16/2013 at 10:55 AM #

    In honor of how far our football program has to go…

  4. Wufpacker 11/16/2013 at 10:56 AM #

    Sorry eas, you’re not getting out of it that easy. You’re damn well rearranging the deck chairs with the rest of us….


  5. Wufpacker 11/16/2013 at 11:00 AM #

    And can you say “ass-pounding”? That’s awfully close to the ‘R-word’.

  6. BJD95 11/16/2013 at 11:02 AM #

    Going even cheesier, if you are age 38-42, there is a 90% or so chance you once found this to be the best song ever. Doesn’t hold up that well, but it will definitely remind you of someone you almost certainly want to forget (hey, like this season!!):

  7. Wufpacker 11/16/2013 at 11:06 AM #

    Hey you young ‘un, don’t age me out on this one. And it holds up just fine, thank you very much.

    You whippersnapper. Get off my lawn.

  8. BJD95 11/16/2013 at 11:08 AM #

    Wuf – nobody complained the first 100 or so times I said “prison rape” in game threads or liveblogs, so I’ma keep going.

    This has “gallows” in the title and is just disturbing as f-ck:

  9. packpowerfan 11/16/2013 at 11:11 AM #

    I can haz embedded files in the komments?!

  10. BJD95 11/16/2013 at 11:14 AM #

    Yup, this seems to be a new phenomenon. Think we’uns done had a technical upgrade.

  11. Wufpacker 11/16/2013 at 11:14 AM #

    Indeed PPF. We’re sh-tting in high cotton around here now.

    Just drop a youtube link.

  12. Wufpacker 11/16/2013 at 11:16 AM #

    Just for the Canine-one, should he decide to grace us with his presence today….

  13. BJD95 11/16/2013 at 11:16 AM #

    The YouTube cut and pasted links automatically transform to embedded files! Ain’t that just a hoot?

  14. wolfbuff 11/16/2013 at 11:17 AM #

    Yawn. I’ve got leaves to rake.

  15. BJD95 11/16/2013 at 11:21 AM #

    I haz chilluns, so you would think (based on my generation’s experience) that would take care of lawn woes. But noooooo, I gotta pay a guy for that (yard work hurts my old man back too much, lawn mowers aren’t built for the tall).

    As far as I can tell, I give my kids allowance money just so they don’t kill me in my sleep.

  16. Wufpacker 11/16/2013 at 11:22 AM #

    ^ 😀

  17. Fastback68 11/16/2013 at 11:23 AM #

    DD get your team together and push this heap to the top of the hill, pile in, when you get enough speed, pop the clutch and let’s fire this bitch up. Four in a row, mofos.

  18. BJD95 11/16/2013 at 11:23 AM #

    Since it’s Saturday morning, here’s a cartoon.

  19. Wufpacker 11/16/2013 at 11:27 AM #

    BJD, regarding the vid you linked (Gallows), I wasn’t aware the little girl from “The Ring” and the twins from “The Shining” had embarked upon a music career.

  20. BJD95 11/16/2013 at 11:27 AM #

    See, Wuf, that’s why I would like living in the desert. Can haz a yard that’s nothing but dirt and crushed up brick/rocks. Although my cats would be pissed about the lack of quality sh-tting locations. That would likely manifest itself in a most unfortunate way.

  21. Wufpacker 11/16/2013 at 11:33 AM #

    How much like this might our huddles become today?

  22. graywolf 11/16/2013 at 11:35 AM #

    With two more home games to endure I just cannot bear to watch this one……..

    I had enough pain during the Kiffin/Reed years

  23. BJD95 11/16/2013 at 11:38 AM #

    ^^ That is what leads to a pre-kickoff timeout.

  24. Wufpacker 11/16/2013 at 11:42 AM #

    First letter is B.

    Still cracks me up every time.

  25. BJD95 11/16/2013 at 11:45 AM #

    On the Archer theme, I did name my fantasy football team “That’s How You Get Ants” one year.

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