RALEIGH, NC (AP) North Carolina State University Director of Athletics Lee Fowler announced today the creation of an “All-Star Search Committee” to find a replacement for departed basketball coach Herb Sendek. Fowler announced that the committee was “yet another example” of what he called “great advice” from former Wolfpack basketball coach Les Robinson, whom Fowler […]
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The Tale Of Lee Fowler
Bravely bold Lee Fowler Rode forth from NC State! “I’ll find a top coach!” he cried. Oh brave Lee Fowler! He was not at all afraid To be spurned in nasty ways. Brave, brave, brave, brave Lee Fowler! He’d allowed our program, To be mashed into a pulp. Fans that had their eyes gouged out, […]
As Coaching Rumors Swirl, Pennywise Keeps Cool
Evil Clown Says N.C. State Job Is “Lifetime Dream.â€? STUBER FORKS, IOWA (Associated Press) When times get stressful, Pennywise the Clown just thinks about the corn. Link to picture “I have gardening to do, salesmen to kill.” The evil clown, now a twenty-year resident of the small town of Stuber Forks, Iowa, is well aware […]
The Onion Takes on Notre Dame
For those of you that don’t already read The Onion, you’re really missing out. Recently, they’ve taken their hard-hitting satirical approach to the sports world, as best evidenced by this side splitter. Enjoy.
Sendek, Fowler issue statements of support for each other
The two men spoke highly of one another in their statements, which were released to the press mere minutes apart and apparently without knowledge of the other.
