Hopeless Gallows Humor Open Game Thread

The last pessimistic game thread title I penned was before the FSU game last fall. So if by some miracle we win…you’re welcome.

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1995 NC State graduate, sufferer of Les and MOC during my entire student tenure. An equal-opportunity objective critic and analyst of Wolfpack sports.

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457 Responses to Hopeless Gallows Humor Open Game Thread

  1. wufpup76 02/07/2013 at 8:04 PM #

    So, there’s always the Gminski earring …

  2. highstick 02/07/2013 at 8:08 PM #

    Pessimistic? Naw, man…you’re just a realist like me!

    Or have roots from Missouri? I don’t, but danged if I don’t adhere to the “Show Me” philosophy!

  3. Texpack 02/07/2013 at 8:14 PM #

    We are what our record says we are. A middle of the pack team from a mediocre conference. We can change that, but it won’t start tonight.

  4. sjmac11 02/07/2013 at 8:14 PM #

    right about now Wojo is helping Chrissy Poo clean himself while staring at Coach K fathead wall pic

  5. vtpackfan 02/07/2013 at 8:15 PM #

    Does Scott Wood walk home from loses to triangle games like he does at PNC Arena? Raining out man, and there are some sketch parts of Durham to pass.

  6. WeAreCured 02/07/2013 at 8:16 PM #

    We will win.

  7. vtpackfan 02/07/2013 at 8:20 PM #

    The funny thing about Chrissy and Wojo is that Bobby Knight would have flat out called them spineless toadies. Funny how the coaching tree really shriveled up fast.

  8. Wufpacker 02/07/2013 at 8:23 PM #

    Wee Baby Seamus cements himself into Wolfpack lore as he finds his outside shot and dishes out 10+ assists to log a double-double and lead the Pack to the road victory in Durham.

    No, that’s not my prediction, just my fantasy offering.

    Just play well, composed and learn something to take to March and I’ll be happy tonight.

  9. BJD95 02/07/2013 at 8:27 PM #

    And in the post-game interview, he shows off his “Seamus” tattoo on the back of his shoulder! And makes a “danger zone” reference.

  10. TLeo 02/07/2013 at 8:29 PM #

    Likely a replay of last years game…… if we hang with or even lead going into the second half, in the second half we will be playing 5 against 8.
    I think we are capable of a win but with our record on the road I don’t think it’s likely.

  11. wufpup76 02/07/2013 at 8:31 PM #

    Oh yay – we get Bonner.

    That’s the first bonus for tonight.

  12. Rick 02/07/2013 at 8:32 PM #

    forgot my computer and using phone. wbs will feet a prostate exam from the dike guards tonight

  13. vtpackfan 02/07/2013 at 8:33 PM #

    Bonner, ugh, is there anything the ACC isn’t watering down?

  14. bill.onthebeach 02/07/2013 at 8:33 PM #

    just two questions…

    anybody got a link…
    and who’s the refs ???

  15. Wufpacker 02/07/2013 at 8:34 PM #

    LOL BJD…I can see him now talking to Lana and saying something along the lines of…

    “We’re getting awfully close to the Danger…ZO’s ANKLE IS TOAST!!!!”

    Then of course he will start heaving molotov cocktails at the Duke bench. 🙂

  16. wufpup76 02/07/2013 at 8:35 PM #

    I would love a prostate exam from dike guards.

  17. Wufpacker 02/07/2013 at 8:36 PM #

    One on Howell. That didn’t take long.

  18. wufpup76 02/07/2013 at 8:36 PM #

    Wood promptly gets toasted and there’s the first on Howell.


  19. Rick 02/07/2013 at 8:36 PM #

    thus it begins hotel will fall out in 12, minutes

  20. BJD95 02/07/2013 at 8:36 PM #

    Ghost foul on Talibeard. Not even gonna use Vaseline on us tonight, it seems.

  21. Rick 02/07/2013 at 8:37 PM #

    why did wood not shoot that

  22. Rick 02/07/2013 at 8:38 PM #

    have they already given up?

  23. Texpack 02/07/2013 at 8:38 PM #

    So we have a stupid foul and a run out with only one guy on the offensive glass to start the game.

  24. vtpackfan 02/07/2013 at 8:38 PM #

    What’s with Wood…drunk?

  25. wufpup76 02/07/2013 at 8:38 PM #

    Tonight’s career performance will be coming from Rasheed Suliamon, who was crap against us the first time around.

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