[Dreadstone]

So God is feeling charitable and he pulls one unc fan and one NC State fan up to Heaven. “I’ll give each of you one wish – ” he begins before getting cut off by the unc fan.

“Since chapel hill is ‘heaven on earth’ I want a 100′ wall to surround the city. Move my single-wide inside and make sure nobody can ever get in to ruin the ‘tar heel experience'”

“Done,” God replies. He turns to the State fan. “Your turn”

“So this wall, 100 feet tall”? God nods.

“Impermeable to anything”? He asks.

“Well, I AM God so yes”

“Fill it with battery acid”

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