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  • in reply to: Pack/Mizzou LiveBlog #33198
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    did I read somewhere…. that Vandwagon and Tyler are best friends…??

    ….sure looks to be true on the court tonight.

    Pack looking good so far….

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    in reply to: Pack/Mizzou LiveBlog #33165
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    OK… while we’re waiting for the tipoff … Kentucky spanks da’Ville….. who do you feel sorry for…. ????

    The correct answer is…..

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    in reply to: NC State Wolfpack vs Missouri Tigers #33470
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    ^Coach Haith probably ain’t going back to Dr. Debbie’s hometown any time soon…
    at least not for more than a short holiday visit…

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    in reply to: NC State Wolfpack vs Missouri Tigers #33459
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    Hello Alamance County….

    … another favorite son returns to Tobacco Road … just living the dream….

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    Speaking of those who have lost their way….

    “Adios Twerps !” Now that you have lost your last official ACC football game to the mighty thundering herd from Marshall…. we want to wish you the very best in your new home… the Big Ten…. where we are pretty sure you will never be heard from again ….

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    ‘Roo… I can’t tell you what they really did behind the curtain over at the Hole… but I can tell you that if the results were the intended outcome then they would have done exactly as you describe….

    Except for one small detail….

    Why would Uncle Roy… want PJ back on his team…

    It certainly would not mean that his job this season would have been easier…
    It certainly was not to keep PJ quiet about certain things…
    It certainly was not to keep the Big Money happy…
    It certainly was not to have a better team….
    ( his young team is coming together very nicely without PJ and it’s very doubtful that they would have developed as quickly with PJ playing…. nor would their W-L record been any better. )

    The only answer I can come up with this…

    Like him or not… Uncle Roy is a coach… and coaches, successful ones anyway, never “quit” on their players… even when they should.

    That said, it will be interesting to see what the good Professor D’rang’bo and Joe Cheshire have to say, if or when, they get their day in court…

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    in reply to: Merry Christmas #WPN #34023
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    Getting a new website launched might be a little like this….

    Jack and Jill were getting married.

    Jack was talking to his dad about the marriage when his dad says, “I remember when your mom and I got married. I took off my pants, gave them to her, and told her to put them on.”

    “I can’t wear these,” she said.

    “That’s right,” he said, “I wear the pants in this family, and you’d better remember that.”

    Jill… walked around the kitchen a little perplexed and thought for minute. Then Jill took off her pants, and told Jack to put them on.

    “I can’t get in to these,” he said.
    “That’s right,” Jill said. “And if you don’t change your attitude you never will!”

    Then she added with a smile…
    “Now… who’s cooking supper?”

    ——————

    I guess it’s just a right hand-left hand kind of thing.

    What happened to my avatar?? How do I re-upload that?

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    in reply to: Merry Christmas #WPN #34012
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    OK!

    and Merry Christmas to you guys in the SFN backroom!

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    in reply to: Open Football (Crap Bowls and Week 16 NFL) Thread #34100
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    Seahawks ( and Russell’s ) home streak ends with a All-Pro TD catch and a phantom INT…

    oh well… time for Russell and his Hawks to start another streak….

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    Mr. Stick….

    maybe I’ve been too hard on you…

    Now this “sucks”….

    A fifteen-year old boy walked into a pharmacy. “How much is it for one condom?”, he asked the pharmacist.

    “Sorry, son, but they only come in packs of three and they’re $3.50,” said the pharmacist.

    “Darn,” said the disappointed boy, “I don’t have enough money. And today I was planning on getting lucky with my new girlfriend.”

    “Well,” said the pharmacist, “in that case you can take a box for free.”

    “Gee, thanks!!!” yelled the boy as he dashed out the door holding the box of condoms.

    That night, he was at his girlfriends’ house, and everyone was seated at the dinner table, ready to eat. They all said grace with bowed heads, and then they began eating.

    As dinner progressed, the girl noticed that the boy’s head was still bowed. “I didn’t know you were so religious,” she whispered to her young boyfriend, impressed.

    “I didn’t know your dad was a pharmacist,” was his reply.

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    ^^^Mr. Stick… Only if teeth are involved.

    Merry Christmas… old man.

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    ^red… yeah.. as long as you didn’t marry an ECU girl.

    ^Mr. Stick… Who the hell cares ??? except you.

    Merry Christmas… old man.

    Davidson, in RED from Head to Toe, has Uncle Roy’s Holes.. headed to OT in the Dome.

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    yep …Wufpacker… that’ll do it… but this is really F’ed UP…

    An ECU grad.. went out for a night with the “girls.” She told her live-in boyfriend that she would be home by midnight… “I promise!” …she said several times.

    Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, she headed for home.

    Just …………as she got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.

    Quickly, realising her boyfriend would probably wake up, she cuckooed another 9 times. She was really proud of herself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

    (Even when totally smashed… 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =
    MIDNIGHT !… right? )

    The next morning the boyfriend asked her what time she got in, and she told him “MIDNIGHT”…

    When he didn’t seem pissed off in the least, she thought to herself…
    Whew, I got away with that one!

    After a few minutes, he said quietly “We need a new cuckoo clock.”

    When she asked him why, he said…

    “Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said “oh shit” Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted… “

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    yep…Wufpacker… that’ll do it… but this is really F’ed UP…

    An ECU grad.. went out for a night with the “girls.” She told her live-in boyfriend that she would be home by midnight… “I promise!” …she said several times.

    Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, she headed for home.

    Just …………as she got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.

    Quickly, realising her boyfriend would probably wake up, she cuckooed another 9 times. She was really proud of herself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

    (Even when totally smashed… 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT !… right? )

    The next morning the boyfriend asked her what time she got in, and she told him “MIDNIGHT”…

    Whe he didn’t seem pissed off in the least, she thought to herself… Whew, I got away with that one!

    After a few minutes, he said quietly “We need a new cuckoo clock.”

    When she asked him why, he said…

    “Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said “oh shit” Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted… “

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    Damn guys… I thought the game was tonight….

    Just goes to show how F’ed UP my day has been.

    Oh well…

    And ^’foose… I think you might be right!

    VandWagon plus an up and coming bench and another twenty games for our young guards to work out the kinks…. and who knows…

    Anything can happen in March.

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    in reply to: It’s Friday For PJ Hairston – Finished at U*NC #34311
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    Mr. Dog….

    Are you watching this bball game… ??

    Live from the Carrier Dome…. upset alert!

    At the half… High Point College 34

    and those mighty WesternNewYorkers–
    the ‘Cuse of Boheimia — 37

    I wonder what things Jimmy might mention to his boys at the half??

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    in reply to: It’s Friday For PJ Hairston – Finished at U*NC #34299
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    Black Santa arrives early….

    I know all ya’ll join me in wishing all our Tarheel friends and family members a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

    … especially Uncle Roy.

    ^ 88 … even money on the Bobcats…. … second round at the best….
    Karma is a b$tch.

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    OK… Roo….

    Let’s have us a f’ing Flintstones Christmas….

    and invite Cassidy, Roy, the Lone Ranger and all the cowboys and cowgirls…

    we can go over to Grannie’s house and see a hundred people named Aunt, Uncle or Cuzin’ something…

    ….complete with a two year old 40 pound SALT CURED smokehouse ham cooked for two days and sliced so thin you can see thru it in little bitty biscuits made with baking soda and lard…..

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    One really funny thing about being a dinosaur is this…

    ‘All this crazy tech stuff the kids are into…
    Didn’t we see all that and more on the JETSONS ??? ”

    :>}
    ________

    Hey mods…. it ain’t too early to start us a SFN ‘merry christmas’ thread since we don’t a forum.

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    RE: kids and twitter….

    I got both…
    but don’t mess with twitter much… the kids, on the other hand, are a full time job.

    Here’s the “odd” thing about kids and twitter.

    In the kid’s world… where they really get to know people less and less, they are more and more likely to tweet, post, etc, etc, etc, intimate personal stuff…. like their “feelings” or a selfie.

    As important perhaps, in their world where “everything” is just a click away and instant and fleeting…. they have little concept of time and the long term ramifications of anything or the collateral damage or good that might result.

    And just as important, they think “everything” has a “Back” or “Undo” button attached.

    —————

    Ya’ll want to guess how many times my 16 yr old daughter has told me…
    “Oh Daddy… it’s just a ‘tweet’ … it doesn’t MEAN anything.” ?

    As the famous Presbyterian minister liked to say….
    “Cogitate on that….”.

    Just something else us “dinosaurs “probably ought to get used to.

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    … while I really like Tyler and still think he can be one of our best…

    Basketball these days seems like it’s about 100% mental and 20% ability …. Tyler needs to and will work through all this…. just part of ‘growing up’….

    OR….

    I hear BARRY HINSON is looking for a Few Good Men ( and a point guard).

    We need to hire that guy… don’t have a clue what his job would be… but he’s definitely the kind of coach some players ( not to mention … some coaches ) need to hang around with.

    Amerson
    Harrow
    Purvis
    CALVIN
    Brown

    just to mention a few of the recent ones…

    Maybe he could work with all our sports teams, men and women, revenue and non-revenue.

    I, for one, would certainly hate to see Tyler’s name added to that list.

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    in reply to: Remember the (Detroit) Titans (now w/Live-Blog) #34691
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    this works for me…

    http://firstrowus1.eu/watch/227562/1/watch-detroit-vs-north-carolina-state.html

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    in reply to: Remember the (Detroit) Titans (now w/Live-Blog) #34685
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    && re: the Carolina Way….

    “They stab it with their steely knives,
    But they just can’t kill the beast”

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    in reply to: Remember the (Detroit) Titans (now w/Live-Blog) #34680
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    Another good scouting report…. Thanks Jigs…

    Pack should “ROLL” these guys back to the Motor City.
    ___________

    Speaking of “ROLLING”… and yes… IT”S FRIDAY…
    so I had to post this for our out of town guys….

    http://www.wralsportsfan.com/former-unc-player-cited-for-drugs-at-williams-owned-home/13214249/

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    in reply to: Off-Topic: 2013 Off-Season Coaching Changes #34840
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    ^yep… but they can afford a couple dozen HWNSNBN’s …

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    in reply to: ESPN: NC State ready for a fresh start with Brissett #34850
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    Little kid in a red block S cap asked his Pop …
    “What do you want for Christmas?”

    Pop replies…
    “No more football posts on SFN until July 15th…”

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