Step 3: What will you do without tailgate? Ah Ha… I have a new fifth of Lagavulin to break in.
Step 4: What will you do with the extra time? duh….see step 3.
Step 5: What will you do with the extra money? come on man… see step 3!!!!
Step 6: Remember how much you’ll miss those noon games in September? well, there is the memory of young(er) ladies in sundresses to ponder, but the fact I won’t have to buy a case of Mennen sweat powder and my ass won’t smell like the cork of that Lagavulin!
"Don't ever give up"
