UGA Fan response to UGA football player arrest(must read!!!)

In case you missed it, a University of Georgia running back(ranked #1 at his position in his recruiting class) was arrested and dismissed from the team this week.

According to a police report issued Friday, the serial number on a 9-millimeter Luger found under the driver’s seat had been scratched off completely, but Crowell denied knowing a gun was there, saying other people drive his car.

Police said the altered ID-mark charge stems from the tampered serial number.

Crowell could face a fine of up to $10,000 and a jail sentence between two and 10 years if found guilty of weapons possession on school property, while a guilty verdict for criminal use of an article with an altered ID mark carries a sentence between one and five years.

Crowell also said teammates Blake Tibbs, Quintavius Harrow, Josh Harvey-Clemons and Sheldon Dawson, who were passengers in the car, had just left a club called Aftermath, according to the police report.

Apparently, this hasn’t been Crowell’s only issues while at UGA. The arrest and dismissal prompted one of Crowell’s teammates, Cornelius Washington, to respond on Facebook to upset UGA fans:

“‘all (of you) think you know so much, but in reality you know
nothing. You don’t know what we come from, you don’t know our struggles, all you
know is the number on our jersies. 99% of you don’t give a crap about us
outside of football. When we’re doing well you’re all in our faces, when things
get tough and we need encouragement you’re nowhere to be found. You’re
fake and I despise you for it. We shall band together guys, we’ve been
working hard and we only need each other. NONE of those outsiders will contribute
to our survival as a team or as individuals, you can guarantee that.

#stickclosetoeachother ~corn washington”

This prompted this amazing response from a UGA fan named Bobby:

OK Mr. Corn, I’ll bite, what oppressive circumstance that none of us can possibly understand are you referencing? Are you suggestingthat none of us come from families that struggled to make ends meet? Maybe none of us were raised by a single parent? Perhaps some of us didn’t eat grilled cheese sandwiches, cheap hot dogs (with no bun), ramen noodles, or fishsticks for dinner AS A TREAT because we came from an era of economic recession that makes today’s seem tame?

Let me tell you something you shortsighted little moron, poor when I was a kid meant something entirely different than it does now.. and we had it good compared to our parents and grandparents who survived on hope, sunshine, and tap water…

When I was a kid, I didn’t have a video game system, the TV in the LIVING ROOM was 19 inches of black & white goodness and it got 4 channels; two of them without adjusting the rabbit ears every few minutes, and one of those channels was PBS – so Sesame Street & Mr. Rogers all freaking day. This TV was shared by 4 people, you dig?

Hell, I woke up everyday wondering if Russia was going to nuke our asses for no apparent reason or if I might spontaneously explode if I didn’t wear a condom during sex…

I grew up listening to Georgia football on the radio – A.M. RADIO! We were lucky if 4 games were televised a year. I never missed a second of ANY game. I would sit in a 120 degree car until the final whistle if need be.

We had one telephone, with a cord and it was a rotary that I had to ask permission to use. I ate in a restaurant 4 or 5 times a year and wore clothes til they either fell off or I outgrew them. We had 2 window units in our house and I didn’t own a car until I was a senior in high school – guess who bought it and insured it?

Crime was high and if we wanted to go somewhere during the day, we walked – often many, many miles. When I started looking for a job, it took 47 applications before I finally got one – at McDonalds, making $3.35/hour. I attended ****** Georgia Public schools that were UN-air- conditioned (you may find it hard to believe, but it actually used to get hot back in the 70s and 80s… who knew?)

I played high school football in the era where coaches only let us drink water once per practice, before there were limitations on when we could start practicing each year, so we practiced all summer if we wanted to start. My helmet had straps inside, not pads – and spearing, clothesline tackles, horse collar tackles, head slaps, and taking cheap shots @ wide recievers & quarterbacks was not only legal, but expected…

I’ve never run a 4.4, never benched 500 lbs and never been visited by a college coach. I paid my own way to college and worked at Pizza Hut wearing brown polyester for 40 hours a week while attending a full load of classes.

My family is full of nuts, my neighborhood kind of sucked, and so did my my prospects. I would have killed to have worn the red & black, just to run onto the field and stand on the ******** SIDELINE – ONCE.

When I screwed up and got a DUI, no one came to bail me out, I went to court alone, paid my fine, did my community service and dealt with it. It sucked, but I figured I learned that was probably something I
shouldn’t do again… So that I could afford my DUI fine, I went without electricity and
and gas for a summer, which meant the only 2 things that worked in my house were the
door lock and the toilet… I ate white bread and canned mushrooms for many weeks in a row because that’s what the gas station on the corner had.. When I was feeling fancy, I’d buy eggs or
*gasp* Chef Boyardee Ravioli…

So now, here we are.. one of your poor downtrodden teammates has suffered unjustly from some heretofor unknown boogey man that clearly has stacked the deck against him.

Nevermind that 3/4s of the state would have loaned him their car and put him up for the night after he decided to stay in state and play for dear old UGA. Nevermind that 65% of the state forgave him the 1st
4 or 5 times he failed a drug test, acted like a petulant little ***** about school or classwork, came out of every game that an opponent busted him in his little ***** assed mouth, and generally acted like a little dreadlocked flower with all of the toughness of a three legged kitten, possessing the
smarts of a window licking retard with water on the brain…

So now he’s taken to driving around with the next generation of UGA players with a gun that apparently
isn’t his and lo & behold, the serial number has been removed ( a Federal Offense that carries a penalty of 2-10 year in the joint).

But it’s clearly not his fault, I mean.. how could it be, he’s been a model citizen since he left Columbus and arrived on the big stage. Every gesture, every nuance would lead the dispassionate bystander to the opinion that this just COULDN’T POSSIBLY be IC1’s gun!

What the **** is the matter with you morons?

I was around when Frank Ros and the boys stole a pig before the 1980 season.. I was aware of the entire defense getting suspended before playing Miami of Ohio in the Tangerine Bowl ( a game I watched on that black & white TV – we lost as a result in spite of being heavily favored), hell I even vaaaguely remember some of the expoilts of Jake Scott…

Every one of those guys was punished in some way that made them want to die & then they contritely returned to the team, better men for it. (Well, except for Scott who told Dooley to **** off and went to play in Canada before becoming a Super Bowl MVP eventually.. but he didn’t whine like a freaking ***** that nobody understood **sniff**, *******, and besides, I’m pretty sure Jake Scott could kill any one of you just by yelling)

How did your boy IC1 fare after his 6 or 7 chances?

Your little boy brains need to catch up to your full grown man bodies before you find yourselves hanging off the back of a trash collection truck IF YOU’RE LUCKY!

You’re blessed with health, superior athletic ability, and keen minds.. every advantage possible. Free school, a huge support system, the adulation of fans everywhere.. and somehow, we just don’t understand?

Understand what, that you’re a freaking moron? That some of you waste these gifts and then whine like a ***** because instead of giving you a 6th, 7th, 8th, or 9th chance we dare wonder what’n the hell is the matter with you?

I suppose instead I should EXPECT YOU TO FAIL? Then I would understand, right?

Are you idiots eating lead paint sandwiches between all the bong hits
you’re apparently doing?

Be a freaking man and own up to your situation. It’s not everyone
else’s fault, the quicker that takes root in your addled brain the better.

Take the gifts that are given you – the OBVIOUS advantages the wheel of fortune has allowed you to enjoy and make something out of yourself.. or disappear into oblivion (preferably quietly, lest we think you are an even bigger idiot than you have led us to believe already)

I hope your dad is en route to Athens to kick you in the ***
(because I doubt our candy-assed coach will), you need it…

Your Pal,

Bobby

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40 Responses to UGA Fan response to UGA football player arrest(must read!!!)

  1. sbas2 07/07/2012 at 7:45 AM #

    he had two window units and was paid $3.35 an hour! wow. he had it goooood! how about 75 cents an hour and no window units. times change.

  2. GApack04 07/07/2012 at 8:44 AM #

    Coach Richt is a fantastic guy, but at some point he has to be held accountable for these off the field issues. Dawg correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t they have to convert Malcolm Mitchell to DB to start the season?? That’s insane Mitchell was their homerun hitter at WR now he has to play defense because most of their secondary will miss time for being stupid off the field. In regards to Crowell he’s super talented, but it was very evident from early on that he would never last in Athens. His attitude and extra curricular activities were going to end his UGA career sooner or later. During his recruitment he almost went to Bama, makes you wonder if Saban (a notorious hard ass) would have set him straight. UGA will have to make due with the two best RBs from NC – Marshall and Gurley and some other unproven guys so let’s not feel too sorry for them.

  3. sequoyah 07/07/2012 at 9:17 AM #

    Crowell deserves everything that’s coming to him…and, ol bobby does himself no favors by listing a.m. radio, rotary phones and black & white tv’s as personal hardships. Call the whaaa-mbulance.

  4. JT 07/07/2012 at 2:10 PM #

    The focus mixed it anger in that rant is beautiful- one of the best written screeds I’ve ever read.

  5. MattN 07/07/2012 at 2:42 PM #

    One of the best rants I’ve ever read. A++.

    If you feel like you need a gun to go somewhere, then you really need to rethink going there…

  6. YogiNC 07/07/2012 at 7:48 PM #

    SEQ… I don’t think Bobby was listing them as hardships but rather insight into times where things were much more difficult. I personally had “two window units”, they were two hands fanning myself as fast as i could go. Also I’m in that crowd of 75 cents an hour in my fist job, then I got a whopping quarter an hour raise…whoooo hoooooooo. The thing that drives me nuts is the age of entitlement has gotten out of hand. Kids today get new cars WITHOUT having to earn the bucks themselves (much less afford the insurance). My first car was a beat up old VW that was like owning a cat with cancer in it’s butt. Only had to have liability though since if was paid for. Saved up my bucks and got me something better the moment “I” could afford it… the moment I (capital I).

  7. wufpup76 07/08/2012 at 9:58 AM #

    This is beyond awesome.

  8. Old MacDonald 07/08/2012 at 5:19 PM #

    If “Corn” wrote that response by himself I am the Queen of England.

  9. YogiNC 07/08/2012 at 7:13 PM #

    to which Corn would reply “Yes I did your Majesty”

  10. highstick 07/08/2012 at 7:51 PM #

    Can I say “backed into the SEC East title” with not much of a schedule ….which is the way it’s working again this year. They were only there because they had a “patty cake” schedule against any of the SEC West opponents@@ They beat Auburn and nobody else…

  11. TheCOWDOG 07/09/2012 at 8:01 AM #

    ” I do wonder what would’ve become of me if youtube and Twitter were around when I was acting a supreme fool. I’m sure I would’ve caused Coach Sheridan to reexamine why he had offered me a scholarship in the first place. ” – Formerpackfbplayer.

    Ain’t that the truth. Yet, if I were to speak for a generation of teammates that came some 15 years before Formerpackfbplayer’s, I’d point out something that I just don’t get from Corn and Crowell’s generation of players.

    When the kid chastises the fans and summarily let’s ’em know that players don’t care about them…he’s right. That hasn’t changed, as I’ve stated several times before, the fans are down the list of concern.

    First and foremost comes your teammie, and the tight circle that is fostered from that bond is something a player does not want penetrated by ANYONE.

    So, here’s the rub. What compels the player, in the age of social media, to bring the entire freakin’ world into the team house?

    The point is, since Formerpackfbplayer brought it up, is that I truly believe his guys and my guys would do their darnedest to avoid the cell phone cam, and for damn sure wouldn’t be spouting off to the planet, goings on inside the circle.

    Am I right Formerpackfbplayer?

  12. john of sparta 07/09/2012 at 4:52 PM #

    opinion:
    all the time
    every single day.

  13. lush 07/09/2012 at 10:20 PM #

    “If “Corn” wrote that response by himself I am the Queen of England.”

    He must have added this gem to throw you off, your majesty.

    “but I rather support him than be negative toward him. I rather help him succeed”

  14. chsullivan 07/10/2012 at 10:29 PM #

    FROM THE MOUTH OF A BLACK MAN…….I am from the ghetto..Actually from underneath the ghetto..At some point and time, you must stand up and succeed..Going to Uga on scholarship is standing up…first of all…Never allow ur talent to take u where your character can not keep you..Secondly, when u get the chance, change ur mind and grow..Mark Richt is and has been an excellent example. THIRD, STOP BEING A FOLLOWER ..I rather stand strong on my own than to ride around with other guys with the smell of reefer in the car ..i must say, he deserved to get kicked off the team…when u are given the chance of a life time, u should walk in character and not fall in disgrace..check out “The noose on the black Community” @ http://www.amazon.com..when you connect with negativity it is hard to see positive..Always have a true purpose…

  15. packalum44 07/11/2012 at 9:56 AM #

    My one-legged mother with no teeth worked 200 hours a week doing backflips on Venice Beach during WWII not knowing if the “Japs” were going to suicide bomb her ass out of pity.

    Meanwhile I walked uphill to school BOTH ways in 5 feet of snow (before global warming it SNOWED like hell everywhere including southern CA the only Hollywood sign back then was from the homeless people pissing in the snow on side of the Hollywood hills).

    During class we had no heat so we had to keep warm by jogging in place 30 hours a day not to mention all the while we’re scared shitless b/c our mothers told us CA was breaking off from the continent b/c the earthquake God (these were Pagan times ya’ dig) would be pissed if we didn’t all make straight A’s.

    Talk about single family households we didn’t even have men back in those days, nope. Our mothers were virgins the kids were immaculately concepted and all of us popped our first cherry the day we were born the women cried more than the babies hell I remembered my birth.

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