Kristi Malzhan… A fit for the Hill

Some really well thought and articulated comments from Mrs. Malzhan from this thread.

“22 points? Really… That’s what happened. What, are you serious? He thinks it is so funny that I’m psychotic.”

Why don’t you tell us your thoughts about Cam? “I love him. Don’t tell Gus.”

“Michael Dyer — I spent a lot of time with Michael Dyer.”

“It is LSU and they do struggle, but it might be because they’re eating some grass or something.”

Lets hope she finds her way to Chapel Hill. We could have another Dawn Bunting on our hands. From the October 8th, 2004’s N&O:

Mrs. Bunting “was seen escorting a veiled, stooped figure around the empty [Kenan] stadium” before Carolina’s Sept. 18 game at home against Georgia Tech. “The woman was burning sage and making incantations,” the article stated.

We can only hope. As always, you can spend some quality time discussing a variety of topically relevant issues on our message forums available here.

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11 Responses to Kristi Malzhan… A fit for the Hill

  1. YAR8pack 12/02/2011 at 10:32 AM #

    To borrow a line from a VH1 “I Love the 2000’s” episode: Houston, we have a crazy bitch. Anyone think she maybe already hangs out with Phil Ford’s wife given her comments about certain players? Though, I will say she is kinda hot in a skanky sorta way.

  2. TheCOWDOG 12/02/2011 at 12:51 PM #

    Whoa. I’m most apologetic, but it seems that I’m experiencing a WTF moment of the Third kind.

    Maybe this is why.

    http://www.statefansnationforums.com/topic.php?id=6232

  3. Lumbeeindian17 12/02/2011 at 2:35 PM #

    LOL she is crazy

  4. tvopack 12/02/2011 at 3:09 PM #

    Malzhan sticks his **** in crazy!

  5. bill.onthebeach 12/02/2011 at 3:17 PM #

    …seriously… if UNX hires Gus, you heard it here first.

    Kristi gets …

    1. $100,000 extreme makeover and wardrobe.
    2. A semester at UNX charm school to fully learn the Carolina Way.
    3. A full time personal assistant from the vaunted UNX PR dept.
    4. A nice new house.
    5. A nice new car.

    or

    ALL OF THE ABOVE.

    We will never hear from her again….

    (edit) and the YouTube video disappears completely.

  6. redcanine 12/02/2011 at 3:23 PM #

    4. A nice new house…in Butner, NC

    that picture says it all.

  7. Prowling Woofie 12/02/2011 at 4:11 PM #

    6. A role of Duct Tape…

  8. PackMan97 12/02/2011 at 4:18 PM #

    Boo! Hiss! “This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim”.

    Looks like the powers that be are already at work.

  9. albunde6 12/02/2011 at 7:00 PM #

    “Shut Up” can’t believe they already worked their evil magic.

  10. State Fan 12/02/2011 at 9:21 PM #

    Here’s another link.

  11. MattN 12/03/2011 at 11:53 AM #

    She’s drunk in that interview. She HAS to be.

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