TheEyeCreature Responds To StateFans Again

This guy has a good sense of humor. Enjoy

About StateFans

'StateFansNation' is the shared profile used by any/all of the dozen or so authors that contribute to the blog. You may not always agree with us, but you will have little doubt about where we stand on most issues. Please follow us on Twitter and FaceBook


29 Responses to TheEyeCreature Responds To StateFans Again

  1. backinpack 10/22/2007 at 7:58 PM #

    I enjoyed the fact that he disliked being called a liberal more than being called a pussy….

  2. caniac45 10/22/2007 at 8:21 PM #

    lol me too, im impressed from a unc grad.

  3. VaWolf82 10/22/2007 at 8:29 PM #

    If you got to the end of that, then your patience is much greater than mine. Someone should send a link to BobLee.

  4. GAWolf 10/22/2007 at 8:38 PM #

    I laughed at everyone’s jokes, and I might even thrown in a few… but I don’t *think* I would go as far as some. Clearly the “some” went way too far with it all, but that’s the internet for you. It takes some stones to bring this back up. It will be interesting to see how he handles Round 2.

    If you can muster the curiosity(and have 10 completely waste-worthy minutes), check out his clip under the linked one about Deal or No Deal. I laughed quite a bit. Not sure why I laughed, but it made me laugh.

  5. tooyoungtoremember 10/22/2007 at 11:27 PM #

    MENSA? I never once made fun of this guy, but if he makes another video I’d like to see proof of that one.

  6. gumbydammit 10/22/2007 at 11:53 PM #

    WOO HOO! I got quoted by theeyecreature! And not for any of those inane serial killer/child molester comments either. My comment about none of his degrees requiring a course in English garnered #2 on his list. Sweet!!! It doesn’t get any funner than this! Well, maybe if we prove he really IS into gay midget porn, but until then….WOO HOO!!!!

  7. MatSci94 10/23/2007 at 12:58 AM #

    A bit off topic, but since we are talking about UNC, I wonder how prominent this will be in the N&O

    “UNC suspends CB Strong, OT Barbour for violating team rules”

  8. StateFans 10/23/2007 at 1:07 AM #

    I split a rib laughing at that.

    That guy deserves a ton of credit for the way he handled that.

  9. CaptainCraptacular 10/23/2007 at 8:31 AM #

    Another off-topic, but Gene Galin put his pics of the State-ECU game up:

  10. PackBacker001 10/23/2007 at 9:01 AM #

    When did ECU’s mascot start looking like an even gayer Jack Sparrow? Dowdy-Ficklin: come for the football, stay for the gay pirate action.

  11. noah 10/23/2007 at 9:44 AM #

    “A bit off topic, but since we are talking about UNC, I wonder how prominent this will be in the N&O”

    Right where it belongs. Front page of the sports section.

  12. Pack92 10/23/2007 at 9:59 AM #

    TheEyeCreature is truly a dream come true for a State fan. He speaks in a muddled, weaving way that only a bad-hair, truly life lacking idiot could aspire to. And a HISTORY major to boot! How could we, as a civilized society, do without HISTORY major contributions? TheEyeCreature is a fine product of unx if there ever was one!

  13. Girlfriend in a Coma 10/23/2007 at 10:08 AM #

    Wow! That pirate is as gay as pink suede!

  14. Girlfriend in a Coma 10/23/2007 at 10:28 AM #

    Maybe that isn’t the ECU mascot at all. It could just be a gay guy on the way to an early costume party.

  15. BJD95 10/23/2007 at 11:04 AM #

    He’s super, thanks for asking!

  16. RochesterRedWolf 10/23/2007 at 11:43 AM #

    no wonder we won…when our DL and LB’s saw that pirate, it probably instigated some serious homophobia. The trick this week is to try and channel that to another historically gay mascot, a cavalier.

    theeyecreature…the problem (other than his own self) is that he takes himself seriously even though he acts snarky. Why would ANYone respond to a collage of good/bad natured flaming???

  17. Girlfriend in a Coma 10/23/2007 at 11:46 AM #

    Am I the only one who thinks the gay pirate deserves his own article?

    He looks like he would have his vessel attack yours at sea so he could board and redecorate your ship’s interior using a whimsical motif.

  18. PackBacker001 10/23/2007 at 12:07 PM #

    Greg Louganis approves of their mascot.

  19. PackBacker001 10/23/2007 at 12:13 PM #

    Oscar de la Hoya says: “I should have worn a pirate suite instead of fishnet stockings…”

  20. PackBacker001 10/23/2007 at 12:13 PM #

    ^ should be suit

    Sigh…edit buttons rule.

  21. JimValvano 10/23/2007 at 12:48 PM #

    Fine. I agree. We should have an “intelligence test” on here. Everyone please answer these questions before posting.

    1. How do you pronounce the word: debacle?
    2. Do you enjoy gay midget porn?
    3. If you have six years and I give you three degrees…how much sense does that make you have?
    4. Are you a pus*y or a liberal or both?
    5. Are you from Chapel Hill where they Pack the Back or Raleigh…where they Back the Pack?

  22. RochesterRedWolf 10/23/2007 at 1:38 PM #

    debacle – i say duh-Bah-kul

    gay midget porn – didn’t know that was even a category, but “gay” or “porn” would be a definite no-no otherwise i have no problem with the vertically challenged.

    trick question – three degrees in six years says nothing about how much SENSE you have, only that you a) went to an easy school or b) are a good student or c) both. Does not actually mean that you have sense or can tie your own shoes or have a real job.


    i grew up near raleigh, and back the pack

  23. JimValvano 10/23/2007 at 2:16 PM #

    Okay…RochesterRedWolf…you are officially cleared to post whatever you wish. You are a certified member.

  24. noah 10/23/2007 at 3:08 PM #

    From the LA Times…this made me laugh. (posted because of the omni-present anti-Fighting Irish sentiment that must pervade all football blogs outside of South Bend):

    “Arizona State did not play Saturday but got four merit-raises to advance to No. 4 in the BCS standings.

    In the USA Today coaches’ poll, Arizona State moon-hopped from No. 12 to No. 7. The Sun Devils jumped over USC, which cheapened itself with a crushing 38-0 win over Notre Dame.

    It’s come to this: Playing nobody is better than beating Notre Dame.”

  25. hai17 10/23/2007 at 5:20 PM #

    I just find it funny that he posted a whole video rebutting us, even though we are “not worth messing with”.

    What a de-buh-cul…

Leave a Reply