A Must See YouTube UNC Football Fan Video

Wow. A UNC WalMart fan discusses the UNC loss against ECU.

Dear High School Recruit,

Think of how it would be to go bust your ass for fans like these. This guy readily admits that he doesn’t have the money to buy a cable package that allowed him to watch the game…but, why let not actually viewing the game impact your ‘analysis’

You will want to watch this.

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27 Responses to A Must See YouTube UNC Football Fan Video

  1. PacknSack 09/14/2007 at 10:52 AM #


  2. Sw0rdf1sh 09/14/2007 at 11:00 AM #

    Like I mentioned on PP. This is a great way to start a Friday.

    His Music Likes are:
    Music: Judy Garland, Sammy Davis, Jr., Dean Martin, Morrissey/The Smiths, Bob Dylan, Daniel Johnston, Belinda Carlisle

    Judy, Morrissey, and Belinda. Now that is the musical mind of a true football fan…..not just someone who likes baby blue.

  3. RegularExpression 09/14/2007 at 11:02 AM #


    My favorite part was at the 6 minute mark when you heard his Mom in the background. “Billy, you’d better not be looking at porn on the eBay pipes again!!”

    OK maybe that didn’t happen but I was really expecting it.

  4. Todd 09/14/2007 at 11:04 AM #

    3:39 rocks! Think that’s the girl from the las American Idol that got busted for topless pics. She could have a red shirt on, or none.

    Atleast he seems to think State can beet unx. Can they really suck worse than us. We should have scheduled Mich and ND this year.

  5. primacyone 09/14/2007 at 11:04 AM #

    “. . . . There is only like three good players, I’ve got to start remembering their names. . . ”

    Classic Tar Hole!

    He did make won valid point at the end: “When you suck, it’s always nice to have company”

    Do you think we could talk him into making a Lee Fowler video?:)

  6. wolfonthehill 09/14/2007 at 11:06 AM #

    Guys, did you look at his other videos? I mean, no joke – I think the guy could easily be a serial killer one day. Just click on his username & check out some of the others (“Bad girls” is a bit stalker-esque).

    I just hope this dude doesn’t live near me… he needs therapy in a bad way.

  7. wolfonthehill 09/14/2007 at 11:07 AM #

    And I think he might stalk, capture, torture, and kill Connor Barth…

  8. Par Shooter 09/14/2007 at 11:20 AM #

    This needs to go on the jumbotron. And now, from the producers of Mexi-Cam, comes Psycho-Cam.

  9. Akula Wolf 09/14/2007 at 11:44 AM #

    Oh, man, this guy has made 65 videos? There goes my afternoon…

    In the video titled “I’m on vacation!” he complains about some new shorts that his mom bought him (and they’re jorts!). Priceless.

  10. WTNY 09/14/2007 at 11:56 AM #

    I needed that!

    As we continue to struggle this year, I’m sure this guy will provide some comic relief. Statefans should have a regular “TheEyeCreature feature”!

  11. Girlfriend in a Coma 09/14/2007 at 12:17 PM #

    I am distressed to learn that he likes The Smiths.

  12. wesley 09/14/2007 at 12:38 PM #

    Apparently he hates the kicking game.

    He doesnt even know if his team plays at home or away next week. What an awesome fan.

  13. buttPACKer 09/14/2007 at 12:52 PM #

    this guy’s hobby–apart from scraping his elderly, overbearing mother’s feet and macrameing lingerie for his plastic fuck-doll–is making rambling, serial killeresque videos!

    Classic Heels’ fan!!!

  14. partialqualifier 09/14/2007 at 12:57 PM #

    “This is a man’s sport….”

    Coming from this guy…that is a classic line!

    This is funny as hell! “We might not win another game besides Duke….” LMAO!

  15. BoKnowsNCS71 09/14/2007 at 1:57 PM #

    Through all my years as a Wolfpack football follower I always hoped that our program would one day be the same as Notre Dame or Michigan’s — and now — unfortunately — it is.

  16. EverettBeez 09/14/2007 at 2:39 PM #

    How could ya’ll stand to watch that whole thing? Two minutes was too much for me.
    But then, I watched “Appalachian is Hot, Hot, Hot!” three times, so clearly, I am no arbiter of taste.

  17. bTHEredterror 09/14/2007 at 2:50 PM #

    LOL @ Boknows. This guy is every Tarhole fan. Did the rest of you shiver whenever he looked over those glasses at us?

  18. packbackr04 09/14/2007 at 3:05 PM #

    where was he, it looked like he just spent like 20 hours in a row playing dungeons and dragons….

  19. RAWFS 09/14/2007 at 3:45 PM #

    ^ You shouldn’t insult D&D freaks like that. They know more about football, no doubt.

  20. FullMoonRising 09/14/2007 at 4:05 PM #

    I particularly like the segment at about 3:16 where he comments “which I told Butch.”

    I wonder if he really believes that he is talking to Butch Davis through his radio. I am guessing that he does.

    PS- Why is it that every UNC fan that is white and middle aged looks just like this fellow? CREEPY.

  21. vtpackfan 09/14/2007 at 4:50 PM #

    Erskine Bowles’ love child?

  22. wolfpackbball 09/14/2007 at 7:23 PM #

    Did anyone else notice how he pronounced debacle at the end of the video. It comes at about 15 seconds left. I am freakin dying laughing. It’s like a car wreck, absolutely awful, yet interesting at the same time.
    Some psych class somewhere needs this video.

  23. gumbydammit 09/14/2007 at 8:03 PM #

    I had to zip to the end to hear “deb-a-cull” My favorite part came at the 7:11 mark (and this is classic UNC fanspeak) “We just totally beat ourselves like we do almost always”. Typical Carolina – never give the other team credit for winning or being better – say they beat themselves. Other nice quote was “There aint gonna be no highlights”. THe hardest part to take was having the camera aimed at the losing end of the receeding hairline.

  24. highstick 09/14/2007 at 10:22 PM #

    This was freakin’ hilarious! The Bad Girls segment was scary!! I fully recommend that we keep track of this fellow. Wonder if his knuckles drag the ground when he walks???

  25. bigTHEW 09/15/2007 at 7:48 AM #

    Man they removed the video before I could watch it. Did anyone else save it?

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