UNC’s Eric Ebron Is A One-Man Bulletin Board Machine

Apparently buoyed by their first conference win in four tries and their second win overall after seven games, Eric Ebron of UNC has become a one-man trash talking unit for his fellow Tar Heels.

The garrulous Ebron first threw down the gauntlet Saturday, when in his post-game chat with reporters he said:

“It’s not a hostile environment [at Carter-Finley Stadium.] It’s just another game. Ain’t nobody worried about NC State. Ain’t nobody care about NC State.”

Apparently not quite satisfied with himself, he added:

“We’re gonna prepare for them just like everybody else do. We’re gonna take it to them. It’s a rivalry game.”

But wait, there’s more (and there’s always more, isn’t there?) – this time directly, on the Tar Heel communications vehicle of choice, Twitter:

2013-10-28 03_50_37-Eric Ebron (Ebron85) on Twitter

Good to see that UNC’s players are recognizing the annual State-Carolina affair as a rivalry game, and even better to learn a new dialect, something some State fans at Pack Pride are calling “Ebronics.”

In fairness, perhaps we shouldn’t expect much in the way of thoughtful elocution and grammar from a Carolina football player, after all, it’s more than well established in the past three years that obtaining any education is not a requirement to don the blue and white uniforms over there, and in fact is actually discouraged by the coaching staff.

By his own words, it’s apparent that Mr. Ebron has done quite the job in not getting any education, and should be admired for his skill in doing so.  No matter, you can be absolutely certain that he will be obtaining his degree on time and thus will be well qualified at the fry station at any fast food joint should he fail in the NFL.

To me, Ebron sounds like this year’s Dexter Strickland, and just another in the long line of “classy” Carolina players that represent that university on the other end of the Triangle so very well.

 

 

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36 Responses to UNC’s Eric Ebron Is A One-Man Bulletin Board Machine

  1. tjfoose1 10/28/2013 at 7:26 AM #

    u*nc just doing “like everybody else do”

  2. JEOH2 10/28/2013 at 7:55 AM #

    Funny how contradictory he is, but gotta love rivalry week.

    Not a fan of the term “Ebronics” though

  3. BJD95 10/28/2013 at 8:08 AM #

    Like I said – I would be as happy as a pig in sh-t to finish 4-8 as long as #4 goes in the ledger in five days.

  4. redcanine 10/28/2013 at 8:10 AM #

    “Ebronics” is about right.

    **Aint nobody kerr.** Sounds like something Mushmouth would say.

  5. tdouble 10/28/2013 at 8:28 AM #

    Julius Hodge says similiar things and you all stand up, clap and call him the modern day Socrates. Ebron says these things and he’s working at fast food restaurants. Ha!

  6. Pack78 10/28/2013 at 8:32 AM #

    Really good to see that the ‘new controls’ put in place at u*nx are working so well…wonder if Fraudora has sign-out sheets?

  7. nav 10/28/2013 at 8:58 AM #

    Good for him talking crap. I love it. Honestly, that’s what I want to hear during rivalry week. Make’s the game between two awful teams much better to watch. This is the one week of the year that I miss TOB and his snide comments directly at UNC.

  8. fullmoon1 10/28/2013 at 9:30 AM #

    I don’t recall hodge saying any thing of the sort. I don’t think the point is Ebron talking smack, I think it’s more of how he so eloquently stated it.

  9. Wulfpack 10/28/2013 at 9:37 AM #

    To be honest, I wouldn’t be all too worried about NC State either, though of course it is idiotic to let that out.

    This game is the season.

  10. packof81 10/28/2013 at 10:18 AM #

    “This game is the season.”

    You got that right.

  11. Gowolves 10/28/2013 at 10:55 AM #

    Fm1..I like Hodges don’t get me wrong but he wasn’t the most eloquent speaker representing the WP.

  12. wilmwolf80 10/28/2013 at 12:20 PM #

    Well, he’s the one player on that team that probably has room to talk crap. If recent history, and NCStateSh*t, have anything to do with it, his comments will anger our defense enough that he only has 14 catches for 200 yards and 4 tds. We have a certain knack for allowing the other team’s best player to kill us, e.g. Campanero earlier this year. Let’s hope Coach DD has learned in his short time here the importance of this game

  13. tjfoose1 10/28/2013 at 12:27 PM #

    Never underestimate the ability of the gridiron holes to fall victim to their own douchery.

  14. LifeLongWolf 10/28/2013 at 12:49 PM #

    To call the ‘Holes douchebags is an insult to douchebaggery.

  15. Greywolf 10/28/2013 at 12:49 PM #

    Eric Ebron: 5th year senior with a big mouth and a short memory.

  16. JohnGalt78 10/28/2013 at 12:59 PM #

    ^ 5th Year Senior = Been in Chapel Hill 5 years.

  17. MrPlywood 10/28/2013 at 1:14 PM #

    5 years? So he’s 1-3 against the Pack. Go ahead Ebron, prepare the way you usually do. I’ll take my chances with you and The Hat.

  18. Texpack 10/28/2013 at 1:19 PM #

    I just hope we don’t get embarrassed for the fourth straight outing.

  19. TheCOWDOG 10/28/2013 at 1:37 PM #

    “Baby you can ROLL my car
    Yes I’m gonna be star
    Baby you can roll my car
    And baby (don’t tell nobody)

    Beep beep Beep beep
    Yeah”

  20. TheCOWDOG 10/28/2013 at 2:10 PM #

    I’m not gonna let any sign of negative talk go without castigation, this week.

    Consider it done …

  21. EdMar 10/28/2013 at 2:11 PM #

    Good time to start another winning streak!
    It should be a good contest: rivalry game, good crowd, great fall weather, evenly matched mediocre teams (UNC Cheat favored by 3), playing a big game to get off the bottom of their respective divisions, both teams needing to win 3 or 4 of their last five games to become “bad bowl” eligible, new Coach, and a match between Good and Evil.
    What else do you need to get pumped up for?

  22. PoppaJohn 10/28/2013 at 2:48 PM #

    Hey c’mon, this is fun stuff! Where’s our response??

  23. Prowling Woofie 10/28/2013 at 3:46 PM #

    If we had a linebacker that could break him in half as he cuts across the middle, maybe we could return the smack talk. But we don’t.

  24. wufpup76 10/28/2013 at 3:46 PM #

    “By his own words, it’s apparent that Mr. Ebron has done quite the job in not getting any education, and should be admired for his skill in doing so. “

    ^Now that was funny 🙂

    Seems like fun rivalry week talk …

    Over/under on the number of “Ain’t nobody care about Ebron” signs at the game?

  25. Virginia Wolf 10/28/2013 at 5:50 PM #

    Do I understand this correctly? Mr. Ebron has been studying at UNX for 5 years and he still hasn’t learned proper english. Oh yeah, whats new over at the dump????

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