Full-blown fiasco here we come! Elaine Marshall steps in to stir the cow-pie! Plus some bonus Miami pictures!

Get the popcorn ready!

As you can read about it here:

North Carolina Secretary of State Elaine Marshall is now involved in this developing Gong Show – in her capacity to regulate agents. From the story:

“We’ll be investigating the agents,” Marshall said said. “We will not be investigating the school.”

You know what?  I think this is super!  Because we already have a regulating agency on campus investigating the school.  The NCAA!  I am as cynical and jaded as anyone, but I see this as bad for UNC-CH.   Marshall being involved will  1) drag this thing out 2) keep it in the press and 3) get agents talking about stuff you can bet UNC-CH does not want talked about and/or ratting on each other.  All good things as far as I am concerned.  Let’s assume Marsall succeeds in nailing agents doing illegal things … almost by definition that will mean NCAA violations for UNC-CH, or at least for the players … who would not have been under proper “institutional control.”

Before we get to Miami, I want to point out that Tuesday afternoon this story seemed dead.  Smug UNC-CH fans with “inside sources” were arrogantly telling everyone that Little was going to be cleared after the team meeting and that Austin might get a one-game suspension.  The team meeting came and went and I don’t think Little has been cleared.  Maybe I missed it.  The tide really turned on all of that “inside information.”   What happened? 

Now, on to the promised bonus pictures from Miami to supplement our previous entry.

These are all dated May 15th so we are talking about Little’s “March” trip that actually happened in May during the  South Beach lesbian festival. Were these pictures taken at the “Agent Party” that the NCAA is supposedly investigating?

These don’t add a lot of new news, but they are funny.  Let’s do sort of a “Where’s Waldo?” game.  See how long it takes you to locate Marvin in these pictures.

That is Vern Davis by the way.  I think I read that he ties in with some agents or something.  Anyway,  how long did it take you to find Marvin?  Look right over Vern’s right hand.

Here is another.

OK, this one was easy, but you get bonus points if you saw our man Greg Little!  What is he doing there in May?  I mean March.  I mean May.

This is my personal favorite of this batch.  Where’s Marvin?

That’s right, he’s in the hot tub!  Go Marvin!

UNC Scandal

18 Responses to Full-blown fiasco here we come! Elaine Marshall steps in to stir the cow-pie! Plus some bonus Miami pictures!

  1. Skoll 07/21/2010 at 9:17 PM #

    OMG, “where’s marvin?”

  2. SeaWolf 07/21/2010 at 9:20 PM #

    Heck yeah. I ‘found’ these. I love the V Davis pic. Marv’s just hanging out. Glad Thug Little’s dad could pay for this.

  3. GAWolf 07/21/2010 at 9:56 PM #

    Awesome stuff here, gentlemen. Hilarious. I would love to know who the sole white dude is in beatup fish head shoes and Gap shorts. The comical possibilities are endless. Wait. There might be three white dudes. It probably takes that many to deliver Marvin’s 317 pizzas.

  4. GAWolf 07/21/2010 at 9:58 PM #

    If agents are looking at eating felonies, I wouldn’t imamgine they’d be tightlipped with the authorities and go down easy. This certainly could open up UNC’s pandora’s box.

  5. Ben 07/21/2010 at 10:00 PM #

    Funny stuff. Just to clarify, MA isn’t the dude in the hot tub. Dude’s hair isn’t long enough. Even though the pic is fuzzy, MA appears to be standing just off center of the girl’s ass (to the left when looking at the pic) taking a picture of her with his phone.

  6. Wufpacker 07/21/2010 at 10:02 PM #

    The Miami pics are great, but I’m most amazed that the state is stepping in and taking a chance on making it worse for UNC. Like the good author of this blog entry, I’m pretty cynical and jaded myself, so this really surprises me.

    So much so, I’m now wondering if the NCAA investigators have requested their help in cleaning up the pro sports agent end of this, since they have no jurisdiction there. If this is, in fact, what has happened, I could see it as either a good or bad sign for Chapel Hill Tech.

    Situation “A”: “Hello, this is Mr. Smith with the NCAA. Our investigation has shown widespread wrongdoing and we’ll have to do some cleaning house, but we can’t touch the agents legally. L’il Help?”

    Situation “B”: “Hello, this is Mr. Smith with the NCAA. Our investigation has shown that most inducements were refused, though some small gifts were accepted. We’ve decided the agents are the bigger problem. L’il Help?

    I know which I’d prefer, and I can admit that with a clean conscious. I also know which I expect. They are not the same.

  7. The Grinch 07/21/2010 at 10:04 PM #

    I thought this was gonna mention something about the NCAA now also investigating at UGA: http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=5399476

  8. Plz2BStateFan 07/21/2010 at 10:12 PM #

    http://i.imgur.com/tZk92.gif

    that is all I can say…..Oh god I wish I had the power to embed that gif.

    Oh please god of SFN……Ovies, is that you?!?!?

  9. 61Packer 07/21/2010 at 10:52 PM #

    It’s political grandstanding by someone who’s running for the US Senate but is currently trailing in the polls.

  10. tuckerdorm1983 07/21/2010 at 10:58 PM #

    Could someone photo shop these pictures and give MA a red and white cap, red and white shirt, blue pants, big black glasses, a leather side bag and a cane. Use this picture for help.

    http://www.capcom-unity.com/mobile_guy/blog/2009/07/21/find_waldo_at_comiccon_and_win

  11. Sw0rdf1sh 07/21/2010 at 11:03 PM #

    Thanks Elaine. Keep on keeping on keeping Harnett County proud.

    FAIL!

  12. Sw0rdf1sh 07/21/2010 at 11:05 PM #

    Wait….are those Marvins man-boobs floating in the hot tub?

  13. graywolf 07/21/2010 at 11:11 PM #

    This just keeps getting better and better. I hope this drags on for a LONG!!! time.

  14. Prowling Woofie 07/22/2010 at 12:35 AM #

    GAWolf – the white dudes are Donut Runners !

  15. GAWolf 07/22/2010 at 6:47 AM #

    Or $40/dozen cupcake runners.

  16. Prowling Woofie 07/22/2010 at 9:09 AM #

    Sorry – that’s what I meant 🙂

  17. bradleyb123 07/22/2010 at 11:38 AM #

    Didn’t someone get in trouble (was it as USC) just for LYING to the NCAA? I can’t remember who it was or what they lied about, but I read something recently about some player lying about it, and either he or the school got in trouble (more trouble?) because he lied about it.

    So even if Greg Little did nothing wrong, if he lied about what he did, then that’s something wrong.

    Whatever comes of all this, I mainly hope I never have to see Greg Little on the field any more. Not because he’s good, but he’s one of those arrogant types that I just don’t want to see. Ever.

  18. SeaWolf 07/22/2010 at 3:14 PM #

    Didn’t someone get in trouble (was it as USC) just for LYING to the NCAA? I can’t remember who it was or what they lied about, but I read something recently about some player lying about it, and either he or the school got in trouble (more trouble?) because he lied about it.
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    Dez Bryant at Ok State last year.

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