Praise be unto Glorious Dear Leader for his edict protecting Nyet Neutrality. Now all of the downtrodden and exploited proles will be able to witness the slaughter of the capitalist (spit) pigs donning orange in Littletoilet Gymnastikum. I see Glorious Next Tuesday on the horizon for the Motherland’s RED team. I will be watching from Agricultural Barn #3 with my fellow komrades as we sharpen our shovels to complete our shovel-ready jobs tomorrow. FORWARD!!!!
