Bad news: that’s a Turkish cab. Getting it all the way back to Turkey will be pretty tough. Good news: it’s a Turkish cab. They’ll never look for it in your garage. Worse news: you’d better be careful in the future. If you travel internationally when you’re drunk and don’t even realize it, you could wake up with a really, really expensive hangover some day. Worst news: there’s already a movie about that, so trying to recoup the losses by making a buddy movie involving humorous hijinx is out of the realm of possibilities.
