Marvin provides his analysis

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Credit has to be given to an alert Joe Ovies for spotting this.

At the risk of trivializing the trainwreck that UNC-CH is currently in the middle of, I could not resist showing everyone this hilarious tweet from our man Marvin, who, after all, started the whole thing by tweeting.  It is also fitting that he is clowning with Greg Little, who was with him in the tweeted picture from the Miami agent party that really got the ball rolling.   

Anyway, it looks like he is having almost as much fun with UNC’s current predicament as the average State fan.  With all of his remorse, it is obvious that UNC-CH really drills the culture of compliance into its football players!

I give you Marvin Austin, poster child for the NEW “Carolina Way.”

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16 Responses to Marvin provides his analysis

  1. Hungwolf 06/22/2011 at 5:25 PM #

    Only matter of time before the tutor, Blake, or Marvin Austin write a tell all book. UNX throwing them under the bus and Tar Heel fans hate them anyway, what they got to lose? why not make some money? marvin don’t need the money but bet Blake and the tutor do! Bosworth did it, wonder if Marvin will? Marvin likes attention, maybe he go on 60 minutes or something and tell it like it is on the Hill.

  2. Jennifer08 06/22/2011 at 5:30 PM #

    I’m sorry, I don’t speak Jive. What the heck does his Tweet say?

  3. tjfoose1 06/22/2011 at 5:36 PM #

    “New” Carolina way? I don’t think so. It’s the same Carolina way with a little sunshine applied.

  4. I-Like-Tacos 06/22/2011 at 6:30 PM #

    More like the Carolina ‘Weigh’ in Marvins case.

  5. Rochester 06/22/2011 at 6:51 PM #

    Doubt Marvin could read a book, let alone write one. Is Golenbock available to help interpret for him. Won’t even need to do any research into the facts. He can just make it all up. He’s good at that kind of thing.

  6. BJD95 06/22/2011 at 7:20 PM #

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – dude is Lenny from Of Mice and Men.

    Butch should have taken him out back and shot him while he still had the chance.

  7. MrPerfectionest 06/22/2011 at 8:38 PM #

    Second what Jennifer asked…W T F does this even say?

    Wasgoodie?

  8. El Scrotcho 06/22/2011 at 9:06 PM #

    It was good.

  9. lush 06/22/2011 at 9:27 PM #

    Can I get a response from #mr.extrabenefits?!!!?!

  10. lush 06/22/2011 at 9:29 PM #

    Wasgoodie #mr.cupcake!!!!!!! Just bought pops a new ride!

  11. newt 06/22/2011 at 10:15 PM #

    Who has the nerve to tweet Austin and ask him if Butch hooked him up, etc.?

  12. gcpack 06/22/2011 at 10:46 PM #

    This just gets better and better.

  13. bTHEredterror 06/22/2011 at 11:55 PM #

    The whole message in slang interpretation for the whitest of the white…..Hello Greg, you seem to have received lots of extra benefits.

    Str8upG implies a street tough fella, loyal to his friends.

    wasgoodie means…hello, how are things with you?

  14. NCSU88 06/23/2011 at 7:06 AM #

    Tutor would write the book. Marvin would get the credit. Blake would pay her.

  15. hammerpack 06/23/2011 at 7:27 AM #

    @bTHEredterror:

    Awesome translation…reminds me of the movie “Airplane”!

  16. Tiew 06/23/2011 at 7:44 AM #

    One of my acquaintances who went to UNC posted a facebook rant months back about Austin, Little and such. Called them monkeys, bashed them for besmirching the name of an institution they couldn’t have normally gotten into.

    Honestly, I like these rule breaking players more than I like UNC. UNC pursued and convinced them when they would have been better off at a real football school. UNC made money off them and didn’t teach them what they needed to know to get by in the NCAA. I think it makes perfect sense that Austin doesn’t respect the school.

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