Thursday was most Glorious, as the Shite (having already been bounced from Champions League and “parachuted” into Europa League) got ejected from European footy’s NIT on penalty kicks, right before Everton blasted Young Boys (hee hee) 3-1 to advance to the Sweet 16 on a 7-2 aggregate line.
It’s weird, but you basically play the European “post-season” concurrently with the following regular season. With your new roster. Strange, but true.
Next up in Europa play for the Premier League Soccer Pack is Dynamo Kiev, at home on 12 March followed by a trip to a war zone on 19 March. Huzzah!
The good Premier League matches are tomorrow, when (Ian Curtis’ favourite side, not gay bar) Man City should trounce the Shite at 7am, followed by Arseholes vs. Everton at 9. SET YOUR ALARMS, Comrades!
