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Fastback68
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I’m bored so don’t waste your time on the following. It’s for cats only.

WHAT CATS DON”T KNOW ABOUT RABBIT HUNTING

– once a beagle jumps a rabbit it more often than not runs in a circle
– if said rabbit starts at 6 o’clock position, runs clockwise to 9 spot, move forward of 6 and right to 3
– have your gun or paws up when the dogs hit 12 o’clock high
– miss, and you will, the rabbit completes the circle and lesser dogs run the old, stale loop
– a squealing rabbit waited too long (you should know this one)
– show the pack the kill or risk a time wasting backtrack
– the more brown and black in a female beagle the better the rabbit dog
– killing for the sake of killing is not hunting, cats!
– killing does not make you a man or a cat, it should make you self sufficient
– a wild rabbit will bite you
– when sharing the cleaned bounty, leave the paws on, otherwise some brethren won’t accept it
– rabbits can die from a nose hit, .410s and 20s are enough
– shooting a rabbit and having it expire in the middle of highway 74 was acceptable in the 1970’s
– best hunts, clear cut land with massive bull dozed brush piles, 20-30 rabbits per pile easy
– non-native indians can’t handle barking beagles, will you sign our petition, welcome to the south, dogs bark
– the baying from a pack of beagles, regardless of outcome, is much sweeter than the silent stalk
– my next dog will have THEE DUKE SILVER on the final paperwork and will not bond with cats, probably will in my absence

Again, I was bored and pictures of beagles chasing a rabbit brought back childhood memories. None of this is new or useful information for a southerner. Could be for a cat.