Reading through the ‘Identity Misusage’ section makes me think of this scene from South Park (‘Red Hot Catholic Love’):
“Father Maxi: Well, maybe we need to change the Holy Document of Vatican Law. [the prelates protest even louder]
British Cardinal: Speaking on behalf of the British Catholics, it is obvious that the priest doesn’t realize that the Holy Document of Vatican Law can not be changed!
The Clergy: [more protests] Yeah! It cannot be changed! Yeah!
…
Priest Maxi: Look, people! I’m just trying to say that if we don’t change the Holy Document of Vatican Law, then we might lose everyone to atheism!
French Cardinal: What exactly do you suggest we change, Father Maxi.
Priest Maxi: Well, for one, no sex with boys. [the prelates protest even louder]
Another Cardinal: The Holy Document of Vatican Law states that a priest, bishop, or cardinal cannot get married, so where are we to get our sex?
Priest Maxi: Uh well then, perhaps we could change the Holy Document of Vatican Law to say that… it’s okay for a priest or bishop or cardinal to have sex… with women. [the prelates protest even louder]
French Cardinal: Women?
Gelgamek Cardinal: The Gelgamek vagina is three feet wide and filled with razor-sharp teeth. Do you really expect us to have sex with them?!
Priest Maxi: Wuh- okay, m-maybe we just need to forget about the Gelgameks for a second and focus-
Gelgamek Cardinal: FORGET ABOUT THE GELGAMEKS?! [the other Gelgamek clergy protest loudly]
Priest Maxi: I’m just saying, what works on planet Gelgamek isn’t necessarily goin’ ta work for the rest of us here, on Earth. You see? That’s the problem we’re having here.
Italian Cardinal: But-a the Holy Document of Vatican Law cannot be changed!“
