GREAT FIND. Probably will not change “The Situation”….but as my wife said….the Californian Hotel (Eagles) lyric comes to mind….
“They stab it with their steely knives, but they just can’t kill the beast…”
I really need to dig up my old parody….”Hotel Carolina”…
Anyway….I did learn a BUNCH of new words and had to look up some.
What struck me was the Joel Curran remark. I also noted that Joel Curran and Jay Carney share the same initials….more on that later.
The petite light blue Smurfette, Chancellor Carol Folt, decided to hire TWO folks and “expand” Matt Kupec’s old gig. Joel Curran and David Routh (Not David Lee Roth) were hired to replace Matt Kupec. You remember Matt who tried to pull a slick Willie with Tyler’s mom on the UNC tab and got caught….
Look at the MATH and the METHODOLOGY here.
Matt was paid $350K. Not a bad gig where you travel to sporting events and can take along your your own personal hottie for companionship.
Joel Curran makes $300K. SO, at least Joel makes LESS than Matt did…but after he successfully maneuvers the “Flagship” through these ice berg infested waters, he will get a raise…
http://www.dailytarheel.com/article/2013/11/new-vice-chancellor-role-filled
David Routh was also added as Matt’s FULL Time. The Legislature approved a “position upgrade” to add incentives for getting money from the fat cats.
http://www.heraldsun.com/news/x533460246/Incentive-pay-approved-for-top-UNC-fundraiser-post
So, David was hired. I had read a few articles about him….well qualified…
http://carolinaconnections.web.unc.edu/2013/11/13/meet-david-routh-vice-chancellor-for-university-development/
http://philnc.org/tag/david-routh/
David, if he knows how to write his own evaluation reports and do his own spreadsheets, can claim the FULL MONTY…or $495K.
SO, we have fill Matt’s old gig with two guys that make $795K. WHAT A DEAL.
NOW….back to the conspiracy theory…I have done extensive investigation, much like Dan Kane, and uncovered the “Chicago Project”. You remember, of course, that the Manhattan Project research was done in a concrete bunker under the bleachers of Stagg Field at the University of Chicago and that lead to Little Boy and Fat Boy being dropped on Japan.
It now seems that the DNC has funded a new research project within the UNC School of Journalism. It is actually known as the UNCSJ “BioUnEthics” Department. They have teamed with geneticists and other scientific types and have a research lab under Kenan. In there, they have successfully develop DROIDS that can serve as PR people (Think Stepford Wives). Their two most recognizable robots are Jay Carney and Joes Curran. They have successfully reprogrammed the brains so that they can bloviate for hours on end….and come up with a sound bite while never exacerbating the situation and also can prevaricate with levels of hyperbole unknown to mankind.
Gotta love it….don’t expect the NCAA to show up at UNC tomorrow, unless to play golf with Roy….
