Well, the headlines abound on all the internet sites. I seriously DOUBT that anything will come of it all. Johnny Swofford and Dean Smith set up AFAM, which is what Kansas had, and Old Roy brought Wayne Walden with him. Remember, in his book, ORW said that Walden was MORE important than any assistant coach. Google Wayne Warren or look at this.
SO, ORW is feeling the heat. Maybe death by a thousand cuts is happening. Butch, Baddour, Thorp, Crowder, Uncle Julius, et. al. are GONE. He’s the only one LEFT with a new administration (if that REALLY means anything)….
ORW seems to look depressed….remember the TWC guy who has NO CABLE….
I also thought of the line from an Eagles favorite…..”You can’t HIDE your lyin’ eyes”. With that, I offer a parody solely for entertainment….yes, we retirees DO have WAY too much time on our hands….
The inspiration for this is from my DW and dedicated to her.
Lyin’ Carolina Eyes (to the tune of the Eagles Lyin’ Eyes)
Carolina coaches just seem to find out early
How to keep players eligible with just a smile
An AFAM Chairman is a fine old man
And coach won’t have to worry
He’ll dress up all in light blue and go in style
Late at night the big old Dome gets lonely
I guess every form of refuge has its price
And it breaks his heart to think his team is
playing for another banner regardless of the vice.
So coach tells the AFAM Chair that he needs more talent
To comfort the light blue fans who are feelin’ down
But he knows where this will take him….as he’s leavin’
Coach is headed for the cheatin’ side of town
You can’t hide your lyin’ Carolina eyes
And your smile is a thin disguise
I thought by now you’d realize
There ain’t no way to hide your lyin Carolina eyes
Next year a banner should be waiting
with false dreams time only steals
He recruits in the off season anticipating
In hopes of another ring for his Heels.
He rushes around and talks crazy
to any reporter who might be lazy
Coach whispers that it’s gonna happen this season
But the reporters think, Old Roy, have you lost all reason
You can’t hide your lyin’ Carolina eyes
And your smile is a thin disguise
I thought by now you’d realize
There ain’t no way to hide your lyin Carolina eyes
Coach Roy wonders how it ever got this crazy
He thinks about another Coach he knew in school
Did he get tired or did he just get lazy?
He’s gone so far, yet he feels just like a fool
My, oh my, you sure know how to arrange things
You set it up so well, so carefully
Ain’t it funny how your new AFAM team didn’t change things
You ain’t the same old naive coach you used to be
You can’t hide your lyin Carolina eyes
And your smile is a thin disguise
I thought by now you’d realize
There ain’t no way to hide your lyin’ Carolina eyes
There ain’t no way to hide your lyin’ Carolina eyes
Roy, you can’t hide your lyin’ Carolina eyes
And to all….a GOOD NIGHT.
