yep …Wufpacker… that’ll do it… but this is really F’ed UP…
An ECU grad.. went out for a night with the “girls.” She told her live-in boyfriend that she would be home by midnight… “I promise!” …she said several times.
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, she headed for home.
Just …………as she got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realising her boyfriend would probably wake up, she cuckooed another 9 times. She was really proud of herself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
(Even when totally smashed… 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =
MIDNIGHT !… right? )
The next morning the boyfriend asked her what time she got in, and she told him “MIDNIGHT”…
When he didn’t seem pissed off in the least, she thought to herself…
Whew, I got away with that one!
After a few minutes, he said quietly “We need a new cuckoo clock.”
When she asked him why, he said…
“Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said “oh shit” Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted… “
