I like Al, but you know when he touches the ball, go for a a rebound
A man dribbles down the court
He thinks its soft in the middle now
Why is it soft in the middle
The rest of my team is so hard
I need a photo-opportunity
I want a shot at redemption
Get these mutts away from me
If you’ll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
And when you give me the ball
You can call me Al
