McCallum is just jealous that Summer Erb gave me the time of day and introduced me to many of her friends, he was stuck with Jack the drunk next to the bowling alley, can you say Hep C!!
Hank the drunk, Hank.
I’ve never tested positive for Hep C though drinking after a Hillborough Street drunk (he was drinking King Cobra) was not the wisest thing I’ve done.
McCallum
*be honest. You are out drinking, having fun, telling jokes and Mitches is closing down. You’ve been foaming at the mouth looking at the chic from Cerro Gordo most of the night, Mitch is an a$$hole and tells you to get out.
You stumble down the steps, Hank yells at you to share a drink and offers you a brown paper bag.
Everyone one of you is a liar if you say you wouldn’t have done so.
