What Did Columbus Actually Say When Approaching Pittsburgh?

“Paisanos! We are in waters I ain’t seen in a long time!”

Now, I am a student of history, and I’m pretty sure Chris never navigated the Allegheny, Monongahela and Ohio, but if he woulda, that, like many Wolfpackers, is what he’d have said. Trust me. Pretty sure he warned pilots about rocks along the way, too. “Awhhh…funculo! There goes the Santa Maria. Minchia!”

Road games are like the stuff Christibol went through. Ripe with unfamiliarity, angst at not really knowing the lay of the land and the disposition of the natives. This Pack crew knows absolutely nothing about the Panthers. Never encountered them, never seen ’em in their habitat, ‘cept for some Marlin Perkins films.

“Jim! Are you aware that these Panther Sophomores are the #30 ranked recruiting class?”

“Yes, Marlin. They are young and wirey, and not yet wise in their ways. Their Alpha padded on off to Buffalo.”

“Yeah, Jim. They also have this trainer called Narduzzi. Like handlers before him, he has that panther instinct to orchestrate kills on inattentive prey, no matter the current state of the pride.”

“Yep. Marlin? Hey wait. Have we ever seen a pride of panthers? I don’t think so. Those cats are sneaky enough on their own. Did you know that Columbus returned with only two ships?”

” Sure, Jim. What the hell does Columbus have to do with panthers?”

“Nothing, really, Marlin. Wanna discuss Captain Cook and Hawaiians? I got some film of that. Poor devil got cocky and lost more than a ship.”

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    bill.onthebeach
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    DAVE needs to throw a couple of chairs at his kids….

    STEP THIS SH#T UP NOW!!!

    #NCSU-North Carolina's #1 FOOTBALL school!
    #125111

    TheCOWDOG
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    Oh Capitan. The winds are gone.

    #125112

    TheAliasTroll
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    hiney hines!

    #125113

    tractor57
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    Maybe throw a few at the ACC network as well – Neither the Greesboro market or the Charlotte market can see the game. Maybe John Skipper stepped in.

    #125114

    Fastback68
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    Lots of empty yellow seats. Unx attendance.

    #125115

    Fastback68
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    He’s dead Jim.

    #125116

    rthomas44
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    DirecTV 646 Fox sports South.

    #125117

    Fastback68
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    The Hines Show

    #125118

    TheAliasTroll
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    okay i feel a little bit better about this game hiney hiney hines!

    #125119

    bill.onthebeach
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    Mates…
    HINES is blowing the Panthers UP!!!

    HINES -14
    PITT – 7

    GO PACK!!!

    #NCSU-North Carolina's #1 FOOTBALL school!
    #125120

    Fastback68
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    D needs to score now

    #125121

    tractor57
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    Yes after a quarter of hunting I did find the game on FSS. Bad thing is I had checked earlier for the broadcast location and all I got was the ACCN. Poor communications.

    #125122

    bill.onthebeach
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    Ya’ll know the Nyheim thinks PITT named their Football Stadium after him….

    GO PACK!!!

    #NCSU-North Carolina's #1 FOOTBALL school!
    #125123

    Fastback68
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    Safety and another 7.

    #125124

    Texpack
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    We have a significant challenge on our hands

    #125125

    bill.onthebeach
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    We have a significant challenge on our hands

    What’s that Tex? Making halftime adjustments???

    GO PACK!!!

    #NCSU-North Carolina's #1 FOOTBALL school!
    #125126

    bill.onthebeach
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    Where’s Kevin Harmon today???

    #NCSU-North Carolina's #1 FOOTBALL school!
    #125127

    Fastback68
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    Back to the passing machines

    #125128

    Texpack
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    We have a significant challenge on our hands

    What’s that Tex? Making halftime adjustments???

    GO PACK!!!

    They are moving the ball better than we are so for. Need to cure the drops.

    #125129

    Fastback68
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    The defense has been out there forever.

    #125130

    Wolfanatic
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    Our poor tackling is nauseating.

    #125131

    Texpack
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    Barring a miracle we will trail at the half and they get the kickoff

    #125132

    TheAliasTroll
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    we getting gashed on the ground.. if history is indicator 3rd quarter will be tough to watch…. uneasy feeling re-appearing.

    Need my hiney hiney hiney hines to make some more magic.

    #125133

    TheAliasTroll
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    Oh my Hiney Harmon why can’t you slip that

    #125134

    bill.onthebeach
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    Now would be a good time to set this ship right….

    #NCSU-North Carolina's #1 FOOTBALL school!
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