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The North Carolina Football Family: Rivals Resolved into Siblings

Avid Cupcake Enthusiast Marvin Austin’s Pictorial Journey

SFN Note: We proudly welcome ‘Old MacDonald’ to the SFN author team with this entry. His first one is destined to become an SFN classic! The team at StateFansNation thought it would be nice to take a break from the stress of wondering how UNC-CH will skate from major NCAA sanctions and sit back and enjoy [...]

New Year’s Day Football Overshadowed by Lee Corso’s attempt to shake a blind kid’s hand

“Put it here – Junior” “What happens when a grown man wearing a Duck head attempts to shake the hand of a blind child? MAGIC, that’s what. Someone get this kid a complimentary Erin Andrews breast touch.” (From Deadspin) I cannot begin to imagine how hard folks like Chris Fowler and Kirk Herbstreit have laughed [...]

Lee Fowler announces new marketing ploy

In a stroke of rare sheer genius, NC State Athletics Director Lee Fowler has announced an original plan to increase apparel sales while raising excitement amoung the NCSU fan base. Contained in this official news release from Media Relations Director are the details to the plan. AD Lee Fowler has declared a “Purple Out” for [...]

UNC Scandal

SFN to James Moeser: At Long Last, Have You No Decency, Sir?

by BJD95

I will be honest here – I am so inured to the culture of corruption, and Monty Python’s Black Knight caliber of willful and idiotic denial…I didn’t think anything UNC scandal related could shock me anymore. Then I read this, and you should as well: Prepare to be disgusted. Horrific doesn’t even begin to describe [...]

Scandal Over, UNC Wants To Grow Athletics Revenue to $100 Million

by Alpha Wolf

You have to hand it to UNC: those guys have unmitigated gall. Before their new chancellor has her first day on the job, and before lame-duck Chancellor Holden Thorp can announce whatever his “blue-ribbon” panel led by led by Hunter Rawlings, president of the Association of American Universities, has come up with, UNC athletic director [...]

UNC Administrator, to victim: “Rape is like football”

by StateFans

This is truly abhorrent. Many folks call The Carolina Way a myth — but it’s not. Believing a myth can be innocent, borne of ignorance. In fact, The Carolina Way is a giant, perpetuated lie that has bred a culture that believes no ethical or moral sacrifice is too great to ensure athletic superiority. The [...]

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