Mario Williams has a Big A$$….Boat

Last year Mario Williams signed a 6-year $100,000,000+ contract with the Buffalo Bills and now we get a little insight on how he spent some of that money; buying the biggest State-themed speedboat you can imagine. Powered by twin Mercury 1350s it can cruise easily at 100mph.

He talks responsibly about it so I hope he’s getting some safety lessons. Here’s the full-story behind it

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17 Responses to Mario Williams has a Big A$$….Boat

  1. Fastback68 06/24/2013 at 4:49 PM #

    Mario, please be careful. We want you around for a long, long time.

  2. tjfoose1 06/24/2013 at 5:18 PM #

    Hopefully his ex fiance won’t get it.

  3. PoppaJohn 06/24/2013 at 5:29 PM #

    That is the coolest looking boat I have ever seen!

  4. WolfPack 06/24/2013 at 6:02 PM #

    I hope he can find some big gas savings

  5. TheCOWDOG 06/24/2013 at 7:37 PM #

    That ring coulda been the down on delivery.

    Now, if he puts it in Wilson Harbor, Bills folks might not be so critically astute as to what they’ve been getting in exchange for things like that boat.

    Might have gone with the Schooner.

  6. Wufpacker 06/24/2013 at 8:03 PM #

    Is it just me, or does it kinda look like a nautical/wolf-themed Bat Mobile?

  7. Alpha Wolf 06/24/2013 at 8:07 PM #

  8. Dogbreath 06/24/2013 at 8:25 PM #

    To each his own I guess, but that is the most redneck looking thing I’ve ever seen.

  9. cWOhLFrPAiCKs 06/24/2013 at 8:41 PM #

    They say the day a man buys a boat is the second happiest day of his life, right after the days sells it. Be safe Mario!

  10. Alpha Wolf 06/24/2013 at 9:42 PM #

    “They say the day a man buys a boat is the second happiest day of his life, right after the days sells it.”

    That guy is an idiot who doesn’t know how to take care of his stuff. I’ve owned various boats for 20-odd years now and would never not have one if I can help it.

    And no, it does NOT cost a fortune to maintain a boat properly…unless you have zero mechanical ability.

  11. BassPacker 06/24/2013 at 10:43 PM #

    Well….it looks good sitting on the trailer and he better like it there cause its basically useless on Erie. One trip across Lake Erie out of Buffalo and he will be renaming it “Big Bad Waves” !

  12. MrPlywood 06/25/2013 at 1:49 AM #

    My sailboat is fairly small at 18′, but I take it out at least once a week during the season. I have friends with larger, nicer, newer boats that never leave the marina. As far as speed vs. stability, I had the chance to pilot a 39′ Nordic Tug http://nordictugs.com/Nordic_Tug_Model_39.php in the busy, cold waters around the Gulf and San Juan Islands and I was amazed. I plowed through 4 foot waves from one of the Spirit Class ferries and didn’t feel a thing.

  13. PackerInRussia 06/25/2013 at 6:02 AM #

    My name is T-Pain and I approve this boat.

  14. NCSU88 06/25/2013 at 6:29 AM #

    I’d be interested to see the towing vehicle, too. Crew cab F-800 would do it.

  15. Clarksa 06/25/2013 at 10:46 AM #

    Reminds me of Lonely Island’s I’m on a boat

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU

    (NSFW – Language)

  16. JasonP 06/25/2013 at 7:26 PM #

    Where does the cooler go?

  17. Alpha Wolf 06/27/2013 at 10:00 AM #

    Probably a built-in cooler…LOL.

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