Hopeless Gallows Humor Open Game Thread
The last pessimistic game thread title I penned was before the FSU game last fall. So if by some miracle we win…you’re welcome.
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Holy sh*t … We can’t make ANY shot
And on cue, announcers say the same as me.
duke on pace for 150 points
Duke playing in Cameron is a better team than us, hands down, no questions asked.
CJ Leslie has really become a turnover machine lately. Traveling all over the place, dribbling WAY too much, poor passes, and making really bad basketball plays. I’ll say this though, his rebounding seems to have improved.
We can’t even scare Duke with the dreaded “three honky” alignment, because they see that every day in practice.
Is there a halftime mercy rule if we don’t score at least 10 by the break?
Goddamn refs are going to screw us again!!!!
No excuse for this kind of performance
It is literally 1 versus 5. Tyler Lewis being the 1. That goes double on the defensive end.
Warm up the bus, leave at half time. Save face.
Sit CJ on the dang bench!
I’m not sure I want to waste any more time watching this…
This is a joke … Wow.
I don’t understand how our experienced guys can look so sh*tty while Lewis is the only one who looks like he’s going to display toughness. WTF.
I was hoping for some small positives, but oh well.
I’m tired of writing off games, but add another to the list.
Put in Vandy
They didn’t show up, why should I?
I knew I should have gone to the liquor store this afternoon. This is too pitiful to go through without drinking.
I am excited that it looks like I can go to bed soon.
Serious question – when is the last time somebody scored 60 in the first half of an ACC game?
“We will win.” WAC, you smoking wacky weed in Five Points?
We will not even come close in the game I’ve watched so far!
Bjd, your humor is going to have to get better to keep people here until the half.
If we do this at Little John season’s over………
Our experienced guys look shi**y because Wood is too slow to guard anybody, Howell is too dumb to stay out of foul trouble and CJ has started his audition for the NBA scouts over the last three weeks.
Big time recruits, welcome to big time basketball, you’re not yet ready for prime time.
Has to be the nations most underachieving team of the year based on recruiting and projection.
Gotta work the problems out.
Mistake playin any Zone vs Duke. CJ really needs to sit and take some time to regroup. Put in JV for a few minutes here and see if we can’t whittle down a little.
Concerned the other guys are hanging their heads with Zo out, which is inexcusable. Calvin turning back to CJ.
Lewis is all we got right now. I am so tired of watching out of control Calvin!