Hopeless Gallows Humor Open Game Thread
The last pessimistic game thread title I penned was before the FSU game last fall. So if by some miracle we win…you’re welcome.
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So, there’s always the Gminski earring …
Pessimistic? Naw, man…you’re just a realist like me!
Or have roots from Missouri? I don’t, but danged if I don’t adhere to the “Show Me” philosophy!
We are what our record says we are. A middle of the pack team from a mediocre conference. We can change that, but it won’t start tonight.
right about now Wojo is helping Chrissy Poo clean himself while staring at Coach K fathead wall pic
Does Scott Wood walk home from loses to triangle games like he does at PNC Arena? Raining out man, and there are some sketch parts of Durham to pass.
We will win.
The funny thing about Chrissy and Wojo is that Bobby Knight would have flat out called them spineless toadies. Funny how the coaching tree really shriveled up fast.
Wee Baby Seamus cements himself into Wolfpack lore as he finds his outside shot and dishes out 10+ assists to log a double-double and lead the Pack to the road victory in Durham.
No, that’s not my prediction, just my fantasy offering.
Just play well, composed and learn something to take to March and I’ll be happy tonight.
And in the post-game interview, he shows off his “Seamus” tattoo on the back of his shoulder! And makes a “danger zone” reference.
Likely a replay of last years game…… if we hang with or even lead going into the second half, in the second half we will be playing 5 against 8.
I think we are capable of a win but with our record on the road I don’t think it’s likely.
Oh yay – we get Bonner.
That’s the first bonus for tonight.
forgot my computer and using phone. wbs will feet a prostate exam from the dike guards tonight
Bonner, ugh, is there anything the ACC isn’t watering down?
just two questions…
anybody got a link…
and who’s the refs ???
LOL BJD…I can see him now talking to Lana and saying something along the lines of…
“We’re getting awfully close to the Danger…ZO’s ANKLE IS TOAST!!!!”
Then of course he will start heaving molotov cocktails at the Duke bench.
I would love a prostate exam from dike guards.
One on Howell. That didn’t take long.
Wood promptly gets toasted and there’s the first on Howell.
Sigh.
thus it begins hotel will fall out in 12, minutes
Ghost foul on Talibeard. Not even gonna use Vaseline on us tonight, it seems.
why did wood not shoot that
have they already given up?
So we have a stupid foul and a run out with only one guy on the offensive glass to start the game.
What’s with Wood…drunk?
Tonight’s career performance will be coming from Rasheed Suliamon, who was crap against us the first time around.