As NC State fans, we are quite familiar with the rant. It’s pretty much our last remaining defense mechanism, after decades of futility and embarrassment. But others in the sports world have to vent, too – and I share with you this epic rant from the top-notch NFL humor blog Kissing Suzy Kolber:
It’s fitting that it would come this. For years and years, I have fucking loathed Brett Favre with every fiber of my being. He is the single most self-aggrandizing piece of shit who ever walked the Earth, the most blatantly phony human being in America this side of Bobby Bowden. Say what you will of openly douchebaggy people like Matt Leinart or Spencer Pratt. At least there are no illusions when it comes to those gents’ intentions. Everything about Favre – from his style of play to his carefully cultivated everyman image – is complete bullshit, and everything about the man is tiresome, to the point where bitching about him being tiresome has become an even more tiresome enterprise than whatever it is that makes him tiresome to begin with. Not only am I sick of this dipshit, but I’m sick of being sick of him. And I resent that everyone is so tired of hating him, that I’m beating a dead horse by still hating him.
Don’t be satisfied with our excerpt – read the whole blessed thing (warning – much profanity). Nominate others in the comments section. But you’ll have a hard time topping this one.